[izme]

Today I would like to thank all women for being there for us men...without women...us men would have large sheep harems

[izme]

Steve Martin on SNL perhaps said it best

Every man needs a woman, and I need you
To lift me when I am sad
To comfort me when I am down
To clean me when I am a drunk
To walk beside me when I want to look like I'm not gay
To walk in front of me when I need someone to act as a human windbreak
To kiss me when I'm horny
To massage when I am tense and/or horny
To make me horny when I'm not horny,
and then to watch me fall asleep.

I need you, darling,
to clean between my toes when they are not clean to my satisfaction.
To pick the nits out of my hair when I have head lice
To try milk for me when I am not ure of the expiration date.
To be there when I need you to be there
and to be out of town the rest of the time

My darling, although it may seem sentimental
I want to take this moment to tell you I love you,
because I don't want to lose half my stuff.

And even though you are far away across the ocean
I always have this to remind me."

[ points to his ring finger, where he quickly notices no ring is there]

Sorry.

Good night, my love.

happy womens day to all the ladies

especialy to my dear girlie friend Ashley who is not allowed to use her work computer to visit TSG for personal conversations anymore.

the "top brass" at her work place have forbidden the use of the company computers for private conversations by the workers..

talk less work more....

anyway happy womens day to all the ladies.

[poochee]

Thanks Guys!!

[MightyQueenC]

Thank you.

I'm going to a march tonight.

I'm going to a march tonight.

well it is March ya know.

what else is there to do then Marching.

happy womens day queen of da beavers.

[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by ODIN 0ERO

well it is March ya know.

what else is there to do then Marching.

LOL *wishes the outdoors temps were more conducive for marching*

*will wear her long-johns*

happy womens day queen of da beavers.

LOL Hope you are smilin' when ya say that.

[SIR****TMG]

Happy Womens Day

[telecom69]

I hope you all had a Happy Womens Day ladies, although I have to admit I had never before heard of this (honestly) and had to Google to find out what it was

[izme]

International Women's Day (8 March) is an occasion marked by women's groups around the world. This date is also commemorated at the United Nations and is designated in many countries as a national holiday. When women on all continents, often divided by national boundaries and by ethnic, linguistic, cultural, economic and political differences, come together to celebrate their Day, they can look back to a tradition that represents at least nine decades of struggle for equality, justice, peace and development.



http://www.un.org/ecosocdev/geninfo/women/womday97.htm

I know I was joking around earlier but that's what I do...I'm lippy what can I say?

In all seriousness...here's you you ladies... you brought us into this world..taught us how to love and held us tight when we were down and thanks for everything else that makes you special..us men are blessed ...ty

and my heart and prayers go out to the ladies that must suffer at the hands of an abusive relationship and/or an oppressive society





You go girls!!

honorable mention to those ladies whom make us happy in other ways

due to the 'CWLMST' I cannot divulge