Well Krash, I hope you can help ToParIs.
But if all else fails, ToParIs, don't be afraid to try OpenOffice. «
http://openoffice.org »
Only count on about 1 week of figuring out where some of the functions are located inside the menus, and getting used to the way the dictionaries and the spellcheck function work. (The vast majority of the functions are similar to MS Office's, so it's really not that alien.)
I'll keep watching this thread, so if you ever try OpenOffice and have questions, you can ask them here. I'll do my best to guide you.
In the meanwhile, good luck figuring out your bug.