[ground_0]

This is just so typical of Americans and in particular the Bush administration. There has been an earthquake in Taiwan and we did nothing to prevent it. Two are dead and one injured. More blood on the American administration's hands.

http://www.etaiwannews.com/Taiwan/20...1083478716.htm

Also, I am hearing that there are sunspots again! Yet more American (and Bush administration) bungling. How much more of this are we going to take?! I think there needs to be an investigation into Bush to see why he did nothing about these problems. (Maybe kickbacks from large corporations specializing in earthquake and sunspot relief I bet). And the world court needs to look into these American failures.

[Stoner]

Off your meds

or just off?

[pyritechips]

And why didn't Kerry go over to North Korea and prevent that train wreck? Too much shrapnel in his arse?

[ground_0]

You know, there are reports that Bush and America are trying to stop the Earth from rotating with America facing the sun. That way we greedy, money grubbing Americans can sell electricity to the dark parts of the world! Damn corporate-run America anyway.

It's true! I read it on the internet!

[Stoner]

You're not from Earth, are you?

[Rockn]

Get that looked at!!

[FlashyGirl]

lol. Dont foret about all the starving people in the world, ground_0.

[ground_0]

Excellent point, flashy. Bush has some nerve eating a burger with so much hunger in the world. He could personally fly that burger (on Air Force One) out to the poor parts of the world. Afterall, it his his fault they are poor to begin with!

[eggplant43]

You know, he can't remember a single mistake he's made, and I'll bet he'll have Karen Hughes blaming this on Clinton tomorrow.

[Fyzbo]

wow, I was kinda scared when I saw the title of this thread. :-p

[flyeater]

ground I can only assume that you meant this as some kind of superciliousness jab at some issues you feel are tenuous at best. Should I assume your thread is to be taken as some weak attempt at sarcasm? You do realize that to effectively pull off a bit of contemptuous wit you have to put some thought into it. It would appear to me that your either just throwing words around to see what sticks or that you take great delight in seeing your name in print. If I may suggest, the next time you want to engage in some mordant satire take more then fifteen seconds to think it through.
Unless of course this is the best you've got. If that be the case I'm truly sorry.















There endeth the lesson in sarcasm.

[FlashyGirl]

When I was a little girl and someone would tell a joke that I didn't get, I would stomp my feet and accuse the joke teller that they had done it wrong.

But, of course, I was just a little girl then.

[plschwartz]

Fyzbo said:

wow, I was kinda scared when I saw the title of this thread.

How about changing it to "Hackenbush"?

[Stoner]

Originally Posted by FlashyGirl

When I was a little girl and someone would tell a joke that I didn't get, I would stomp my feet and accuse the joke teller that they had done it wrong.

But, of course, I was just a little girl then.

So now you're what, into clogging? _

[Hulk701]

Off the top, I would accuse you of misusing your ammunition.

After all, the US DID put out of the treaty on Global Warming. Then they said that Global Warming does indeed exist but there was nothing we could do so why worry?

That's better use of your ammo than sunspots.... which they are indeed innocent of either causing or preventing...

My guess is that you're probably a closet Republican....