[Mulderator]

Man, it hasn't been this much fun in quite some time. The Libs are on the defensive--having to defend Kerry is taking away from Bush bashing. This could be a lot of fun if Kerry wins the election, cause they'll be on the run for 4 years. As such, I thought I would dedicate this song to all my liberal friends here at TSG (adapted from "Band on the Run" by McCartney and wings). Everyone, sing along now!

Libs on the Run (Mulder Havin fun!)

Well, The Libs Exploded With A Mighty Crash and Fell Into The Sun,
And The First Lib Said To The Second One, man, Mulders Havin Fun.
Libs On The Run, Libs On The Run.
And The Mulder Man, on his logic stands, was beating Every One

For the Libs on the run, Libs on the run, Libs on the run, Libs on the run

Well, The Mulderator Drew A Heavy Sigh Seeing Lies the Libs Had Spun,
And A Bell Was Ringing In Civ Debate for the liberals on the run.
Libs On The Run, Libs On The Run.
And The Mulder Man, on his logic stands, was beating Every One

For the Libs on the run, Libs on the run, Libs on the run, Libs on the run

Well, The Night Was Falling As The T-S-G began To Settle Down.
In CivDebate, They're Searching For Libs Every Where, but they Never Will Be Found.
Libs on the run, Libs on the run

And The Mulder Judge, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the Libs on the run, Libs on the run, Libs on the run, Libs on the run

[Wino]

You are more delusional than Bush, smug bug.

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by Wino

You are more delusional than Bush, smug bug.

Maybe so, but I find life much easier to deal with that way!

[bassetman]

Speaking of smug, here's a Lan prediction from Aug 2003!

[izme]

The First George W. Bush Poem. In Its Entirety.

A poem composed entirely of actual quotes from our President.

Arranged by Richard Thompson.

by George W. Bush:

I think we all agree

The past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen

And uncertainty

And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked:

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet

Become more few?

How many hands

Have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pant leg

Of opportunity.

I know that the human being

and the fish

Can coexist.

Families is where our nation

Finds hope

Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!

More and more of our imports

Are from overseas.



Bushism's

1) George Bush
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.

2) George Bush
When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried, and persecuted as a war criminal.

3) George Bush
Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person - people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person.

4) George Bush
I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

5) George Bush
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

6) George Bush
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.

7) George Bush
It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

8) George Bush
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

9) George Bush
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

10) George Bush
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

The Bush party is the worst in the history of America! Bar none!

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by bassetman

Speaking of smug, here's a Lan prediction from Aug 2003!

Yes, and all you liberals ate crow on that one. The war went without a hitch--it was over in a matter of weeks. What is going on in Iraq is policing isolated groups of insurgents, not a "war". Iraq surrendered more than a year ago.

What is ironic about your logic is that we should consider America actually less safe--we've got more murders and crime going on here daily than in Iraq. Thousands of people are killed and injured every year due to crime. According to liberals, that's a failed system! Do you realize how stupid that logic is if you sit down and really think about it ratioanlly (you've got to try hard).

In Iraq, hundreds of thousands of people were tortured and killed. But in your eyes, the lives of the relatively few Americans that have been lost far outweigh the hundreds of thousands of lives saved. Isn't it usually the liberals that are squaking about conservatives lack of concern for "people of color"

You liberals are so filled with Bush hate, I don't think you can think clearly anymore.

Isn't there any honest anti-Bush person out there that sees the fallacy of the logic here? Come on--restore my faith that there are at least some intellectually honest liberals out there?

[WarC]

Stick 'em Mulder!


EDIT: And Janine Garafalo (not spelled right but hey, I don't care) is staunchy liberal anyways, and hates Bush as well...In case no one knew?

[Stoner]

the war went without a hitch--it was over in a matter of weeks.

I've bookmarked that.

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by Mulder

Yes, and all you liberals ate crow on that one. The war went without a hitch--it was over in a matter of weeks. What is going on in Iraq is policing isolated groups of insurgents, not a "war". Iraq surrendered more than a year ago.

What is ironic about your logic is that we should consider America actually less safe--we've got more murders and crime going on here daily than in Iraq. Thousands of people are killed and injured every year due to crime. According to liberals, that's a failed system! Do you realize how stupid that logic is if you sit down and really think about it ratioanlly (you've got to try hard).

In Iraq, hundreds of thousands of people were tortured and killed. But in your eyes, the lives of the relatively few Americans that have been lost far outweigh the hundreds of thousands of lives saved. Isn't it usually the liberals that are squaking about conservatives lack of concern for "people of color"

You liberals are so filled with Bush hate, I don't think you can think clearly anymore.

Isn't there any honest anti-Bush person out there that sees the fallacy of the logic here? Come on--restore my faith that there are at least some intellectually honest liberals out there?

So I guess it is the "Peace" that is causing all the deaths?

What is it now, 1,000 dead US soldiers?

[Stoner]

In Iraq, hundreds of thousands of people were tortured and killed. But in your eyes, the lives of the relatively few Americans that have been lost far outweigh the hundreds of thousands of lives saved.

Interesting how you, Mulder play the 'murdering of hundereds of thousands of people' against the arguement, and yet back the leaders that decided to furnish the WMD and train Saddam to commit those acts.

Killing for profit, indeed. Playing both sides of morality for a buck.


'what's the harm in a little profit? "

[LANMaster]

Originally Posted by Stoner

I've bookmarked that.

Saw that one coming a mile away.


Did you hear the latest?

Kerry's campaign now says is possible first Purple Heart was awarded for unintentional self-inflicted wound...

Kerry received Purple Heart for wounds suffered on 12/2/68...

In Kerry's own journal written 9 days later, he writes he and his crew, quote, 'hadn't been shot at yet'... Developing...

[WarC]

Yes, in almost all aspects the conventional war was a resounding success for the US military...

at one point, they had advanced so far so quickly as to cause a gap between the front line and the rear support forces, which the Iraqi's should have and probably tried to take advantage of...It could have been a big, big mistake for our forces but we already had an overwhelming advantage so it didn't amount to much.

Think about how many thousands of hours of combat footage has been recorded and is still being recorded...We will be seeing more detailed documentaries than ever before...There will be several years' worth of new footage being released. The total picture of our success there hasn't even been painted yet!

It was a brutal spanking, even compared to the brutal spanking that occured in the first Gulf War.

Now we're dealing with a minor insurgency (Al Sadr and his Mehdi Militia, plus some foreign arabs sprinkled in for good measure) , which is actually calmer than it used to be. The fighting is dying down there. Have you heard of any suicide bombers in Iraq lately?

[Stoner]

Kerry's campaign now says is possible first Purple Heart was awarded for unintentional self-inflicted wound...

Haven't seen it.
Got a link?

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by Stoner

I've bookmarked that.

I'm glad you did, because anyone with intellectual honesty (I thought you were beginning to develop some) knows that the "war" was over quickly and went about as well as could be expected. No one--not Bush, not one person from the Admin, not me--not one person from the right expected that once the war was over, we'd leave the next day and Iraq would be a Eutopia.

That's what is so sickening about this constant drumbeat from the left about the war in Iraq and how bad it went. It is a blatant lie and even what is happening over there now is totally distorted. As I siad, if you compare Iraq to SouthEast LA or the Harlem or rough parts of Detroit or any of our big industrial cities, it is no different. Hell, the riots after the Rodney King trial were worse if you compare scale to scale.

Again, intellectual honesty is what it takes and few here have even an ounce of it.

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by WarC

Yes, in almost all aspects the conventional war was a resounding success for the US military...

at one point, they had advanced so far so quickly as to cause a gap between the front line and the rear support forces, which the Iraqi's should have and probably tried to take advantage of...It could have been a big, big mistake for our forces but we already had an overwhelming advantage so it didn't amount to much.

Think about how many thousands of hours of combat footage has been recorded and is still being recorded...We will be seeing more detailed documentaries than ever before...There will be several years' worth of new footage being released. The total picture of our success there hasn't even been painted yet!

It was a brutal spanking, even compared to the brutal spanking that occured in the first Gulf War.

Now we're dealing with a minor insurgency (Al Sadr and his Mehdi Militia, plus some foreign arabs sprinkled in for good measure) , which is actually calmer than it used to be. The fighting is dying down there. Have you heard of any suicide bombers in Iraq lately?

Again, if you have intellectual honesty, what you've said is not disputable. As I said before the war, Bush was warned by his advisors that a war in Iraq could very well cost him his presidency. Some of these people are so naive they actually believe that no one--not one of Bush's advisors foresaw what was so obvious to anyone--namely that there would be plenty of terrorist/insurgency attacks in Iraq for years to come after the war was over. These lefties all think they were the only ones to realize that Iraq was going to have some hostile people and everyone in support of the war had no clue! Like the Saddam supporters would surrender and live happily ever after! The naivety is astounding!