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17-Sep-2004, 04:05 PM #1
If Dubya was running against Jesus...
It would be a brutal campaign
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17-Sep-2004, 04:09 PM #2
What a dumb thread.
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17-Sep-2004, 04:17 PM #3
Hey, Ed! Where's the SDT (Swift Disciples for Truth) ad??
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17-Sep-2004, 04:24 PM #4
Hehehe I love this thread! There is so much truth in it for those with an open mind
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17-Sep-2004, 04:31 PM #5
you totally suck Ed
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17-Sep-2004, 04:32 PM #6
Chaney would have a field day
1. Jesus would not have fought in vietnam
2. Jesus would not have invaded Iraq; he would bring home the troops
3. Jesus is hippie freak
4. Jesus hangs out with ho's
4.Jesus father is uncertain
5. Jesus would oppose star wars
6. Jesus would talk to Osama
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17-Sep-2004, 04:41 PM #7
7. Jesus was a commie
8. Jesus should be quarantined for coming in contact with people who had infectious diseases
9. Jesus was unAmerican because he refuses to wave the flag and march to Sousa tunes
10. Jesus was a terrorist because he was seen in the Galilie region with some unsavory characters.
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17-Sep-2004, 04:44 PM #8
i dunno if its a good thread or not.....certainly it applies to most every politico....but as bush is born again, the hypocricy is certainly poignant

and its a beautifully constructed ad, to boot....

nice one, ed
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17-Sep-2004, 04:44 PM #9
Cheney - "A vote for Jesus is a vote for the terrorist."
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17-Sep-2004, 04:45 PM #10
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you totally suck Ed
Don't worry Ed, we know what a difficult decision that must have been for her to make
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17-Sep-2004, 04:54 PM #11
Hey! Let's face facts. GWB would scourge Barbara Bush if she were running against him - the man is corrupt and immoral.

The ads and bumper stickers in this scenario are endless.

Vote for GWB - the true burning bush

Vote for Bush - the one that REALLY walks on water

My daddy can whip your daddy

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17-Sep-2004, 04:58 PM #12
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Hey! Let's face facts. GWB would scourge Barbara Bush if she were running against him - the man is corrupt and immoral.


The sad part is that people would still vote for him
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17-Sep-2004, 05:03 PM #13
ED
somehow missed the graphics first time round.
Outstanding
VAL :
The negative connotation of the word "sucks" has been trasced back to its vulgar sense of To perform fellatio on.


Wino no one would take on Barbara Bush. She could track down Osama and get him to lick her boots.
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17-Sep-2004, 05:11 PM #14
Well Schwartz, the old addage rings true. The Apple doesnt fall far from the Bush--oh I mean Tree.
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17-Sep-2004, 05:25 PM #15
To those with a negative sense of humor, it must "suck" in the negative sense. Personally, I'm ROFLMAO

Great thread, Ed!
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