[Wet Chicken]

BUSH WINS SECRET FOURTH DEBATE
Kerry Not Notified of Time or Place




President George W. Bush notched his first debate victory early Sunday morning, winning handily in a fourth presidential debate that was kept secret from his Democratic rival, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass).

The debate, which was held at 2 AM Sunday morning in the basement of the White House and moderated by Fox News personality Bill O’Reilly, was a must-win affair in the eyes of the Bush campaign strategists who planned it.

“We knew that we needed to win at least one debate going into November,” said Bush strategist Karl Rove. “Mission accomplished.”

While aides to Sen. Kerry complained that the debate did not count since Mr. Kerry was kept totally in the dark about its time and place, Mr. Rove said, “They can spin this any way they want, but a win is a win.”

The White House today released a videotape of the president’s triumphal fourth debate, showing Mr. Bush gesturing towards an empty podium with Mr. Kerry nowhere in sight.

“Looks like my opponent didn’t make it today,” a smirking Mr. Bush says on the tape. “I guess he must be back in Massachusetts, busy being a liberal and such.”

Four minutes into the debate, Mr. O’Reilly declares Mr. Bush the winner and abruptly excuses himself, saying, “I’ve got a few phone calls to make.”

Elsewhere, television station owner Sinclair Broadcasting found itself at the center of yet another controversy today after it ordered all of its affiliates to broadcast a film entitled “John Kerry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.”




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[bassetman]

LOL if only it were a joke!

[alex_holker]

Documents leaked to dialysis have revealed that California governer Arnold Schwarzenegger has investigated the possibility of raising a private army to annexe Austria to the US. Though plans appear to be at a preliminary stage the governor has reportedly dismissed the possibility of a solo mission by a highly trained operative to conquer the country single-handed as 'outlandish and unrealistic'.
California boasts the fifth largest economy in the world and the governor would be likely to have sufficient resources available to mount an airborne invasion and take Austria in a lightning strike. However a number of problems surround the venture, including the reaction of other European nations. Schwarzenegger is believed to be confident in the acquiescence of the British government but fears other European nations opposing the annexation.
Austria is the country of Schwarzenegger's birth, precluding him from running for the post of President, and teams of lawyers attempting to find a loophole in the legislation first floated the plan in April this year, since then Schwarzenegger has been working hard from his office in Sacramento and a secret base in the Nevada desert to strengthen his hand for a possible lightning strike.

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by alex_holker

Documents leaked to dialysis have revealed that California governer Arnold Schwarzenegger has investigated the possibility of raising a private army to annexe Austria to the US. Though plans appear to be at a preliminary stage the governor has reportedly dismissed the possibility of a solo mission by a highly trained operative to conquer the country single-handed as 'outlandish and unrealistic'.
California boasts the fifth largest economy in the world and the governor would be likely to have sufficient resources available to mount an airborne invasion and take Austria in a lightning strike. However a number of problems surround the venture, including the reaction of other European nations. Schwarzenegger is believed to be confident in the acquiescence of the British government but fears other European nations opposing the annexation.
Austria is the country of Schwarzenegger's birth, precluding him from running for the post of President, and teams of lawyers attempting to find a loophole in the legislation first floated the plan in April this year, since then Schwarzenegger has been working hard from his office in Sacramento and a secret base in the Nevada desert to strengthen his hand for a possible lightning strike.

LOL Now your friends have a reason to care!

[Wet Chicken]

Originally Posted by alex_holker

since then Schwarzenegger has been working hard from his office in Sacramento and a secret base in the Nevada desert

Hey isn't that where area 51 is?

Oh and be careful Alex, the 'Stoner Police' will give you a ticket if you don't leave a 'link' to your story

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by Wet Chicken

Hey isn't that where area 51 is?

Oh and be careful Alex, the 'Stoner Police' will give you a ticket if you don't leave a 'link' to your story

Hey, how did Stoner end up getting dragged into this?

[Wet Chicken]

It's just a friendly suggestion to Alex so that he doesn't have the 'S.P.' reprimand him for not posting a 'link' for his story

[alex_holker]

Doesn't that rule only apply if I'm posting the truth?

Alex

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by alex_holker

Doesn't that rule only apply if I'm posting the truth?

Alex

I think WC's point was, who gets to judge what is the truth, or who's truth!

Kinda like the evolution/creationism "truth"!

[Wet Chicken]

I don't know, there seems to be so many silly 'rules' sometimes

Let me check the official 'link rule' hand book, but in the mean time I would error on the side of caution so that nobody whines

[Wet Chicken]

Originally Posted by bassetman

I think WC's point was, who gets to judge what is the truth, or who's truth!

Oh no, I would never be that vague

Clearly there are only certain people who's responsibility it is to 'judge' that sort of thing

Remember, think link so everyone's in sync

[Stoner]

Think plagiarism

[linskyjack]

Imagine-wienerschnitzel in Santa Monica.

[Wino]

They can say what they want......I saw this secret fourth debate and Bush lost it, too. He is his own, and our, worst nightmare.

[linskyjack]

Wino, I usually agree with you but in this case I must admit that Bush won.