[linskyjack]

Foothill, Ranch California

Nov 22, 2004
UPI

F. Hegel

In this little enclave of right wing politics, a miracle has occured. While pruning his cookie cutter shrubs, Mulder, a mild mannered lawyer and self-described lothario, was paid a vist by an evangelical Christian from the First Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship.

As reported by the Orange Country Sheriff's department, the Christian told Mulder to repent for his sins or suffer eternal damnation. At the precise moment, a bolder came roling down the over-developed hills and crashed into Mr. Mulder's cookie-cutter house.

Mr. Mulder reports that he then heard a voice from the clouds commanding him to pay a higher tax rate, and become an ACLU lawyer. The voice also commanded him to take down all the cheesy photographs he had of Ronald Reagan and Barry Goldwater. Unfortunately, these were on the ceiling above his bed and thus were difficult to remove.

As of today, Mr. Mulder was seen in Compton, handing out clean syringes and condoms to those in need.

[izme]

ROTFLMAO

I could just see Mulder huggin tree's and being head of a Union

Backing Kerry for re-Election etc.. but I really don't think he's that smart

He really went downhill after his introduction to the barrel pipe

[linskyjack]

LOL--thats the news photograph--I couldn't get it to download!

[izme]

Originally Posted by linskyjack

LOL--thats the news photograph--I couldn't get it to download!

[Wet Chicken]

Here he is with his new best friend, Kennedy!

They are teaching a class about what's really important in life

[plschwartz]

Gee
Now I understand.
The Pope poops in the woods and Bears are catholic

[linskyjack]

Now I could have fun captioning that one.!

[izme]

Originally Posted by linskyjack

Now I could have fun captioning that one.!

We could have fun captioning any of these pics


Try this one

[izme]

Originally Posted by plschwartz

Gee
Now I understand.
The Pope poops in the woods and Bears are catholic

Mulder is a closet Liberal just waiting to liberate himself

[EdGreene]

Mr. Mulder reports that he then heard a voice from the clouds commanding him to pay a higher tax rate, and become an ACLU lawyer. The voice also commanded him to take down all the cheesy photographs he had of Ronald Reagan and Barry Goldwater. Unfortunately, these were on the ceiling above his bed and thus were difficult to remove.

That is a bald-faced Liberal lie.
I have it on good authority' his ceiling was plastered half with mirrors and the other with Playboy Centerfolds.

[Wet Chicken]

Originally Posted by EdGreene

I have it on good authority' his ceiling was plastered half with mirrors and the other with Playboy Centerfolds.

Really? I heard they were PlayGIRL centerfolds

[Wet Chicken]

You know what they say, "a picture says a thousand words"

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by linskyjack

Foothill, Ranch California

Nov 22, 2004
UPI

F. Hegel

In this little enclave of right wing politics, a miracle has occured. While pruning his cookie cutter shrubs, Mulder, a mild mannered lawyer and self-described lothario, was paid a vist by an evangelical Christian from the First Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship.

As reported by the Orange Country Sheriff's department, the Christian told Mulder to repent for his sins or suffer eternal damnation. At the precise moment, a bolder came roling down the over-developed hills and crashed into Mr. Mulder's cookie-cutter house.

Mr. Mulder reports that he then heard a voice from the clouds commanding him to pay a higher tax rate, and become an ACLU lawyer. The voice also commanded him to take down all the cheesy photographs he had of Ronald Reagan and Barry Goldwater. Unfortunately, these were on the ceiling above his bed and thus were difficult to remove.

As of today, Mr. Mulder was seen in Compton, handing out clean syringes and condoms to those in need.

LOL

[linskyjack]

Originally Posted by EdGreene

That is a bald-faced Liberal lie.
I have it on good authority' his ceiling was plastered half with mirrors and the other with Playboy Centerfolds.

Well he is one horney right winger! The sexual innuendo is so 8th Grade!

[angelize56]

You guys are just jealous because Mulder turns all the heads of we TSG ladies!