[wimpy]

To the opposite sex.

[Fidelista]

Married means you have created a partnership with a fellow human being---under civil law--with all that goes with that commitment---OR a religious union, that has the same benefits {or pitfalls lol!} recognized by civil law.
No more from me on this subject!!! >f

[wimpy]

Where can i get penis wedding rings,not meant for the finger.
Can you just imagine a guy putting the ring on and saying
"with this ring i thee wed" Then gets an erection later.
ouch,ha ha.

[Fidelista]

Look in the penis forum. If need help , a tech will help you. HA HA or whatever.
Sorry about your problem >f

[linskyjack]

Yeah, anyone who even loses sleep over this subject is full of crap. Who cares what you define marriage as--its how people live their marriage that counts.

[plschwartz]

I'm married means:
I have to remember to drop the toilet seat

[lizard]

plschwartz:
Not if she doesn't raise it when she's done.

But, then again, I'm divorced

_

[Wet Chicken]

Originally Posted by Fidelista

Look in the penis forum. If need help , a tech will help you.

Man... they have a forum for everything these days I don't think many techs would 'touch' that subject

[wimpy]

Originally Posted by lizard

plschwartz:
Not if she doesn't raise it when she's done.

But, then again, I'm divorced

_

From the opposite sex or anyone.So you see you must be more politically correct.I am a divorced man from a woman.

[plschwartz]

Originally Posted by wimpy

Where can i get penis wedding rings,not meant for the finger.
Can you just imagine a guy putting the ring on and saying
"with this ring i thee wed" Then gets an erection later.
ouch,ha ha.

I believe such rings are simetimes used for erectile disfunction. As Mulder is a Bob Dole Republican he is most likely to be knowledgable in this area. Or you might ask that this be moved to "hardware"

[wimpy]

Originally Posted by plschwartz

I believe such rings are simetimes used for erectile disfunction. As Mulder is a Bob Dole Republican he is most likely to be knowledgable in this area. Or you might ask that this be moved to "hardware"

Picture this,2 men getting married.Where does the ring go ? Should you be erect or not ?
3rd finger left hand is for Male/Female marriage.

I have to wonder about 2 females.

[AKA Arizona]

And here I thought this thread was another one about gay marriages... OH it is this is sooo old........
Marriage is between a man and a woman. If you do anything else you are living in sin. That is your business, you have the free will to do whatever you want, just like Sodom and Gomorrah. Just don't be surprised while your burning in hell for eternity......................

[Wet Chicken]

Originally Posted by AKA Arizona

If you do anything else you are living in sin. That is your business, you have the free will to do whatever you want, just like Sodom and Gomorrah. Just don't be surprised while your burning in hell for eternity

[linskyjack]

Originally Posted by AKA Arizona

And here I thought this thread was another one about gay marriages... OH it is this is sooo old........
Marriage is between a man and a woman. If you do anything else you are living in sin. That is your business, you have the free will to do whatever you want, just like Sodom and Gomorrah. Just don't be surprised while your burning in hell for eternity......................

Now do you think that Sodom and Gomorrah is a true story---did that person actually turn to salt????????? Who are you to define what sin is?

[plschwartz]

Originally Posted by AKA Arizona

And here I thought this thread was another one about gay marriages... OH it is this is sooo old........
Marriage is between a man and a woman. If you do anything else you are living in sin. That is your business, you have the free will to do whatever you want, just like Sodom and Gomorrah. Just don't be surprised while your burning in hell for eternity......................

Let me first say that I have been married for many years and many of them have been happy. I stay with my wife alone out of love.
What you suggest is that some relationships need the fear of Hell to keep them together. And reading God's mind you somehow know that God would rather some living hell for two persons unhappily married and an later hell for an unmarried devoted couple.
I actually think most of those rules were dictated by the mothers of the priests who wrote them, needing some way of keeping their husbands at home