[RAM-PAGE]

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[rmay635703]

God hasn't said much since we killed his son.

You might have to go ask him yourself, see if you get an answer.

Or you could ask this guy, both of you seem to think, ah never mind.

[Ciberblade]

"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'"
"'But,' says Man, 'The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'"
"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic."
"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

[rmay635703]

Originally Posted by ciberblade

"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'"
"'But,' says Man, 'The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'"
"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic."
"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

Exactly, and GOD Coffee is excellent

[canndy]

There was no son to God. There was no God's son. There was Jesus, a Miracle created by God through Mary. As far that goes, I believe in God. www.islamicity.com english.islamway.com Google: Islamic Awareness....org

[RAM-PAGE]

Originally Posted by ciberblade

"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'"
"'But,' says Man, 'The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'"
"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic."
"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

Puff, the Magic Dragon.......

But why should I prove that I exist?

Why should you prove that you exist?

Was it you who created the planet, or was it me?

Well, if it wasn't you, and it wasn't me, then it MUST have been "someone" else.

Who could that be? The Creator maybe?

[RAM-PAGE]

Originally Posted by canndy

There was no son to God. There was no God's son. There was Jesus, a Miracle created by God through Mary. As far (as) that goes, I believe in God.

www.islamicity.com english.islamway.com Google: Islamic Awareness....org

Hmmm. Well that is Mother and Son.

What of Husband and Wife?

[RAM-PAGE]

Originally Posted by rmay635703

....... and GOD Coffee is excellent.

I agree!

[rmay635703]

Originally Posted by RAM-PAGE

I agree!

At least On this we can agree

[Wet Chicken]

Canndy, love your siggy

[RAM-PAGE]

Originally Posted by rmay635703

At least On this we can agree

Yep, I think that GOD is an EXCELLENT Brand name!

We Angels have to say things like this, otherwise we are out of a job.

[canndy]

Originally Posted by Wet Chicken

Canndy, love your siggy

Thanks, it's a sayings of the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) from the book of Bukhari Hadiths.

[Wet Chicken]

Thanks Well it's certainly true

[Big-K]

As i don't believe in any gods, I don't need to prove the existance. No religious people should have to either, as you believe in that stuff through faith. You didnt need proof to become a christian/muslim/hindu/etc., so why should you need it to stay one?

[angelize56]

Atheist Professor

A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he'd stand in front of his class and say, "Have you ever seen God?" to which nobody would answer. Then he'd ask, "Have you ever felt God?" and nobody would answer. Finally he'd ask, "Have you ever heard God?" and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, "It is obvious that there is no God."

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day; her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she'd gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor's little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, "Professor, would you mind if I said something?" He said, "Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind."

The girl said to the class, "Have you ever seen our professor's brain?" and nobody answered. Then she asked, "Have you ever felt our professor's brain?" and nobody answered. Finally she asked, "Have you ever heard our professor's brain?" and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, "It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain."