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10-Jan-2005, 06:17 AM #1
Question Religion or just funny?
Religion was invented when they crucified their first victim and later burned his wife at the stake.
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Religion was invented when cannibals were found to be eating people.
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Law and order was invented when people were found to be crucifying people and burning them at the stake in order to eat them.
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10-Jan-2005, 06:26 AM #4
Religion was uninvented when everyone was dead.
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10-Jan-2005, 06:27 AM #5
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They had been crucified, burned at the stake, and eaten.

666 stands for FFF as in Free Free Free
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10-Jan-2005, 08:19 AM #6
Well, you can certainly rule out one of those options... the other depends on what sort of head injuries you have suffered recently.

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10-Jan-2005, 09:17 AM #7
I think it has more to do with not using prune juice regularly.
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10-Jan-2005, 10:17 AM #8
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666 stands for FFF as in Free Free Free
ok, I'll play....

being free, that is having freedom means different things to different people.

what some people call freedom, others call bondage.

Are you truly free ???
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10-Jan-2005, 10:35 AM #9
Not having religion indicates that you neither want to persecute, nor do you want to be persecuted.

To be, or not to be, that is the question.
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10-Jan-2005, 10:50 AM #10
not having "religion" and I use that as a term of saying being Godless.
(Following a religion does not mean you are saved.)

So not having a religion or being without God is a sad and lonely place to be
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