[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by Snoogins

Yeah, I got some big scratches that look pretty cool. Burns like a mother though. I'm tired of my job I hate it! I can't stand dealing with these retarded people anymore.

K...maybe this will help.

*prepares for banning*

Things stressed women (like moi) say at work...


1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un < bleep > you.
2. You say I'm a < bleep > like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like crap. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. *edited out completely*
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If arseholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes.... Do you see one ounce of give a crap?

In other words LAUGH a little at others' expense.

[Alan18]

7. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

[Alan18]

You gonna' post these in the Joke thread or do you want me to.

[Snoogins]

Because I hate everyone that calls in with problems on their internet. They call for help, what do I hear? They just complain and when I try to instruct them on how to fix the problem they just ignore what I have to say. I just want to jump through the phones one day and strangle them with my phone cord! I can't stand the owners of the company. Their lazy and can't do anything for themselves. They have me run to the store to pick up food and grocerys for them. They don't pay for the gas it takes. I just can't stand this hell with floresent lights! My damn brother doesn't help either trying to push me to do things I don't need or have to do. I hate this......

[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by Alan18

You gonna' post these in the Joke thread or do you want me to.

Be my guest, Alan

[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by Snoogins

Because I hate everyone that calls in with problems on their internet. They call for help, what do I hear? They just complain and when I try to instruct them on how to fix the problem they just ignore what I have to say. I just want to jump through the phones one day and strangle them with my phone cord! I can't stand the owners of the company. Their lazy and can't do anything for themselves. They have me run to the store to pick up food and grocerys for them. They don't pay for the gas it takes. I just can't stand this hell with floresent lights! My damn brother doesn't help either trying to push me to do things I don't need or have to do. I hate this......

OK, what's the job situation where you live? Can you find another one on your days off? Anything? Just to get out of where you are?

[Alan18]

They can't make you get groceries... without paying gas can they?

What the H*** do you work for?
(My version of above)

[Snoogins]

Job pay is terrible. This pays $8.20 and hour, that's the only reason I'm still here. I can't get another job because school starts the 24th. I thought of going to work at Air Born, but I would only be able to work weekends, and I'd get paid every two weeks... I'm out of options...

[MightyQueenC]

OK then, what's the situation with your parents? Can they help you find something else? Friends of the family? I got my first summer job working for the Gov't, through my Dad's connection. That led to 2 summers in a row working for them, once I'd proven myself "worthy" (yuck-yuck for a simple servant) That led to a full-time job after 2nd year college, while I "found" myself AKA getting a clue about what I wanted to really do with my life.

[MightyQueenC]

Gotta take off for a bit. Da Evil Prince is AWOL....again

Back laterz if I'm not in jail because I found him

[Ciberblade]

[Snoogins]

Cya Queen, Thanks for the insite. Nice post Ciber, one of my favorite comic books was Garfield.

[Alan18]

Originally Posted by MightyQueenC

Gotta take off for a bit. Da Evil Prince is AWOL....again

Back laterz if I'm not in jail because I found him

A-wall?
Go out and buy a $5 basketball whistle.
Those you cna hear (if you blow 'em loud enough) for a mile.
I've got one.

Or you could use all the built in MOM stuff I metioned a few weeks ago....

[Ciberblade]

[Snoogins]

Ciber