"Fish's, Don't you dare Hijack my thread / Bite my Big Hairy Bot (# 1) - Page 1388

-MaDcOw- · 03-Sep-2005, 09:34 AM **#20806**

lol

Sup MQ, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

MightyQueenC · 03-Sep-2005, 09:40 AM **#20807**

Thanks

Ya forgot to say: Moo-ny happy returns

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

-MaDcOw- · 03-Sep-2005, 09:41 AM **#20808**

lol

MightyQueenC · 03-Sep-2005, 09:49 AM **#20809**

One for Fishy and you, Moo:

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

...speaking of muscles, I went for a walk last week and got some nice compliments on my legs.

-MaDcOw- · 03-Sep-2005, 09:56 AM **#20810**

lol

Why was the policeman hiding up a tree?

He was a member of the special branch.

MightyQueenC · 03-Sep-2005, 09:59 AM **#20811**

LOL

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.

(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)

..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

(bet you start humming it)

-MaDcOw- · 03-Sep-2005, 10:00 AM **#20812**

Lmao!

MightyQueenC · 03-Sep-2005, 10:04 AM **#20813**

LOL Unfortunately for you, I got a million of 'em

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that....

..... you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

-MaDcOw- · 03-Sep-2005, 10:09 AM **#20814**

I guess ill be doing alot of laughing then

hehe

MightyQueenC · 03-Sep-2005, 10:18 AM **#20815**

Okie dokiez then. As long as you're not sitting in front of the comp with your friends, pointing and laughing and rolling your eyes at the old bird who thinks this shyte is funny.

Coz she thinks it is.

Thought I'd throw a real groaner into the mix

:

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says:

"I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Snoogins · 03-Sep-2005, 10:21 AM **#20816**

Good Morning everyone from Ohio here... How's everyone doing today?

-MaDcOw- · 03-Sep-2005, 10:22 AM **#20817**

Quote:

Originally Posted by MightyQueenC

Okie dokiez then. As long as you're not sitting in front of the comp with your friends, pointing and laughing and rolling your eyes at the old bird who thinks this shyte is funny.

Who would do that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MightyQueenC

Coz she thinks it is.

Thought I'd throw a real groaner in the mix

:

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says:

"I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Hmmm...*groan*

MightyQueenC · 03-Sep-2005, 10:23 AM **#20818**

O-HI-O, Snoogins

How are you and your toes?

-MaDcOw- · 03-Sep-2005, 10:23 AM **#20819**

Hiya Snoogins

I'm good

What about you?

MightyQueenC · 03-Sep-2005, 10:26 AM **#20820**

Quote:

Originally Posted by -MaDcOw-

Who would do that?

Hmmm...*groan*

I knew it

How's this one? A little off-season, but what the hay

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said....

...."I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Well?

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