[Snoogins]

My toes are great! But I'm feeling alittle under the weather. I have a head cold or something. That and I think I pulled a muscle in my left calf. It's hard to walk. Both of my legs hurt. From my ankles to my waist. The calf hurts the most though.

[MorrisAO]

What did I walk in on here?? The punny thread?

You're right MQ, they're so bad they're good. And if you've got a million of 'em that's ok - I'm a pun addict..

"Hi, my name is Morris, and I'm a punaholic"

Good evening MQ, Alan, and MadMoo..

[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by Snoogins

My toes are great! But I'm feeling alittle under the weather. I have a head cold or something. That and I think I pulled a muscle in my left calf. It's hard to walk. Both of my legs hurt. From my ankles to my waist. The calf hurts the most though.

Oh dear, Nick.

Whaaaa? Did you check out the pun a few posts back about mussels and calves? I be psychic? omg

I am not even gonna ask how work is...but great news about the toes.

[-MaDcOw-]

Originally Posted by MightyQueenC

Well?

hehe

Sorry to hear that Snoogins

"Hi, my name is Morris, and I'm a punaholic" lol

[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by MorrisAO

What did I walk in on here?? The punny thread?

You're right MQ, they're so bad they're good. And if you've got a million of 'em that's ok - I'm a pun addict..

"Hi, my name is Morris, and I'm a punaholic"

Good evening MQ, Alan, and MadMoo..

LOL Gidday Morris

Punaholics anonymous sounds fun but I wouldn't want to join an organization that would take in the likes of me.

An eye roller to celebrate the day:

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.
He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close.
They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that....





...... only Hugh can prevent florist friars.


< insert groan in this space>

[Snoogins]

I didn't see the pun. Work actually isn't bad. But I'm here by myself.

[-MaDcOw-]

Groan

[MorrisAO]

As requested:

[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by Snoogins

I didn't see the pun. Work actually isn't bad. But I'm here by myself.

Alrighty, then. So that's better than mean peeps in your face and doing grocery runs, right?

Listening to Rob Thomas ~ This Is How A Heart Breaks

Oooopps sorry to highjack the punjacked don't you dare highjack my thread thread.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

Santana with Rob.....oooooh de la la

[MightyQueenC]

Originally Posted by MorrisAO

As requested:

That ^^^^^ looks like it might leave a mark, Morris

They get worse

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal:



transcend dental medication.

[Snoogins]

Yeah, I get stuck with some stupid people though. I've talked to her 3 times in 30 minutes. She can't bring up www.dragonbbs.com as her homepage. How hard is that? To check email off of our webpage.....people I swear.

[MightyQueenC]

I was bracing myself for failure, but I got the page up.

Last one for the day, as I wouldn't want Morris to fall off the punwagon:



There was the person who sent ten different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.




No pun in ten did.

*groan*

[Snoogins]

See, that's our homepage. As a matter of fact, would you read the long writing there? Tell me if it sounds good. I don't think it does. The bosses can't write for ****.






Edit -------- As you can tell, either can I .

[MorrisAO]

Lol

That last one was so weak it was fortnight...

[-MaDcOw-]

Im off to bed guys l8az