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Originally Posted by Alan18 Any tips for the new guy? |
Wet Chickens Helpful Tips...
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of the people that you don't know.
Never drink grape juice in the car while wearing a white shirt.
Never hire the same divorce attorney as your ex.
If your Language Arts teacher tells you she will put down a 'zero' for your test grade if you talk after the test goes down, believe her ...she means it!
Don't dance in the shower if there is a bar of soap in the bottom of the tub.
Never tease a snapping turtle.
If you receive a package from thingamajig sent via Fed-ex, wait at least three days before opening it. I don’t know why. I’m not saying it’s right. That’s just how it is.