[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by onemundaneso

Aha! Today I am part of the four eye clan, and you can make it five if you count my inner eye!

Are you trying to tell me that if the cereal was the upside through the back way thing, that I would be comparable to a small bag of leaf clippings and then when the grass is doing backflips, the goldfish get steamed and fly their specially designed motorboats through my time machine's space-time discontinuity and end up in the Renaissance chilling with the ghost of Geddy Lee's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather?

How in the world can you write things so nonsensical, yet in perfect sentence structure? How do you not get lost? Mind-boggling, you are. *looks for dramamine*

[Gibble]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

How in the world can you write things so nonsensical, yet in perfect sentence structure? How do you not get lost? Mind-boggling, you are. *looks for dramamine*

Anybody can do it Dri, all you need is a 104 kilopascal alphanumerical device connected to your box with the enslaved sea monkeys typing on typewriters, writing about the nonsensical nature of syldexia dna sti infinite improbability drive on the millenium falcon.

It's really quite simple

Of course...that was a pretty bad example

[Ciberblade]

Originally Posted by Gibble

Anybody can do it Dri, all you need is a 104 kilopascal alphanumerical device connected to your box with the enslaved sea monkeys typing on typewriters, writing about the nonsensical nature of syldexia dna sti infinite improbability drive on the millenium falcon.

It's really quite simple

Of course...that was a pretty bad example

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by Gibble

Anybody can do it Dri, all you need is a 104 kilopascal alphanumerical device connected to your box with the enslaved sea monkeys typing on typewriters, writing about the nonsensical nature of syldexia dna sti infinite improbability drive on the millenium falcon.

It's really quite simple

Of course...that was a pretty bad example

That made my brain whimper.

[Gibble]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

That made my brain whimper.

That's good right?

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by Gibble

That's good right?

LOL Not that kind of whimper. Hey, remember in the Princess Bride when the Count first tested Westley out on the "machine" and he asked him, "So. How do you feel?" That kind of whimper.

[Gibble]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

LOL Not that kind of whimper. Hey, remember in the Princess Bride when the Count first tested Westley out on the "machine" and he asked him, "So. How do you feel?" That kind of whimper.

I'm going to be scolded for this (much to my delight) but I either never saw or don't recall seeing "The Princess Bride"

[onemundaneso]

Originally Posted by Gibble

Anybody can do it

No. I use an artificially intelligent program which likes to pretend that it is a water bottle alternating between half-empty and half-full. I have it duct taped to my head at all times. Also, for some reason, I am always standing on what (to everybody else, anyway) appears to be the ceiling. And the pictures of my children are watching me. They send me telepathic messages on such subjects as molecular polarity and ionic transference. Perhaps these photographs have absorbed the memes of an intellectual society parallel to our own? Perhaps, indeed.

[Gibble]

Originally Posted by onemundaneso

No. I use an artificially intelligent program which likes to pretend that it is a water bottle alternating between half-empty and half-full. I have it duct taped to my head at all times. Also, for some reason, I am always standing on what (to everybody else, anyway) appears to be the ceiling. And the pictures of my children are watching me. They send me telepathic messages on such subjects as molecular polarity and ionic transference. Perhaps these photographs have absorbed the memes of an intellectual society parallel to our own? Perhaps, indeed.

See, I prefer not adding to my dorkiness by strapping a whale eating a potted plant to my ankle, as it's the latest fashion trend, but when I stepped in the puddle the alien ate my spaghetti, fortunately a new world order came about and then the spilled milk cried because I fell over onto my feet.

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by Gibble

I'm going to be scolded for this (much to my delight) but I either never saw or don't recall seeing "The Princess Bride"

Oh dude. Dude dude dude. Tell me you're making that up just to get scolded. Moonie is totally breaking up with you now.

[Gibble]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

Oh dude. Dude dude dude. Tell me you're making that up just to get scolded. Moonie is totally breaking up with you now.

but I'm not making it up...despite owning 130+ dvds and having watched nearly every semi-decent movie since the dawn of time...I haven't seen this one...

[onemundaneso]

Originally Posted by Gibble

See, I prefer not adding to my dorkiness by strapping a whale eating a potted plant to my ankle, as it's the latest fashion trend, but when I stepped in the puddle the alien ate my spaghetti, fortunately a new world order came about and then the spilled milk cried because I fell over onto my feet.

Ah, I see your problem. Now if the whale had been cradling a half-goat/half-man child, and eating a small colony of antlike sentient creatures instead of a potted plant, you would've been all the rage. If you'd like, I could allow you to borrow my abandoned skyscraper. You could super glue it to your fingernails and do the Special Limited Edition Swan Dive into the Indian Ocean, setting up a chain reaction in Neptune and Io that would eventually lead to the reunification of the Antarctic subterrans and their land dwelling cyborg servant-squirrels. However, you'll need to be extra careful not to disarm the retrograde chlorofluorocarbon phaser, or you may end up completely eliminating all secondhand smoke between latitudes 48 and 49. You might even consider girding yourself with at least one Ford Taurus.

[DiSaidSo]

Oh my head. My poor poor head.

[Gibble]

Originally Posted by onemundaneso

Ah, I see your problem. Now if the whale had been cradling a half-goat/half-man child, and eating a small colony of antlike sentient creatures instead of a potted plant, you would've been all the rage. If you'd like, I could allow you to borrow my abandoned skyscraper. You could super glue it to your fingernails and do the Special Limited Edition Swan Dive into the Indian Ocean, setting up a chain reaction in Neptune and Io that would eventually lead to the reunification of the Antarctic subterrans and their land dwelling cyborg servant-squirrels. However, you'll need to be extra careful not to disarm the retrograde chloroflurocarbon phaser, or you may end up completely eliminating all secondhand smoke between latitudes 48 and 49. You might even consider girding yourself with at least Ford Taurus.

Ah but the problem with the half-goat/half-man child process, is the inevitable transmogrification paradox involved in the hyperwebisphereicalengine's trinitrotoluene module, resulting in an explosion on pluto, and we all know what they say about sleeping dogs, yep, give them a stake through the interstate on highway forty-two point three when the sun aligns with the 3rd moon from neptune on the planet magraetha, but be wary that the automobile uses premium garbage or you may travel back to the year 1492 instead of 1942 and then you can't collect the toenail clippings of your great great grandfather which you need for an arts and crafts project in grade 2, the repurcussions of which will cause a tear in space AND time allowing you the 38nanoseconds of time you need to make the intersteller travel to deep space nine for you meeting with Quark...and you don't want to be late or you won't get the gold plated mars bars you need to power the runabout.

[onemundaneso]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

How in the world can you write things so nonsensical, yet in perfect sentence structure? How do you not get lost? Mind-boggling, you are. *looks for dramamine*

Careful. Dramamine is, in fact, the distilled essence of umbral voyagers that have been indentured into servitude by a hateful young prodigal son who recently established rulership in the perigaean realms through means of a coup d'etat.