[Davey7549]

World History and Anthropology

For centuries, humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of the wheel, and the invention of beer. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement."

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girliemen.'

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish, but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, academics, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide how to redistribute the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in later, after the Wild West was tamed, and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

[grandpaw7]

"most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men"

I was just wondering about the conservative female posters on the forum. Could you tell us how much chest hair you have?

[linskyjack]

Not funny and not well written. Another attempt to inflame and cubbyhole people.

[grandpaw7]

Originally Posted by linskyjack

Not funny and not well written. Another attempt to inflame and cubbyhole people.

While I can appreciate LinskyJack's sentiments, I must admit that I think it is funny. I frankly would much prefer obvious humor to the sophomoric little barbs that people like Mulder are obsessed with.

[angelize56]

Just wanted to say hi Dave!

[Gibble]

<-- Bassetman/Pooche Seal of Approval

[sy2]

Gave me a few chuckles

[jmosmith]

Originally Posted by grandpaw7

While I can appreciate LinskyJack's sentiments, I must admit that I think it is funny. I frankly would much prefer obvious humor to the sophomoric little barbs that people like Mulder are obsessed with.

...you mean THIS, wasn't an example of EXACTLY THAT!!? another "sophomoric little barb",...

Originally Posted by Gibble

You're an Idiot!

[jmosmith]

Originally Posted by sy2

Gave me a few chuckles

[grandpaw7]

Originally Posted by jmosmith

...you mean THIS, wasn't an example of EXACTLY THAT!!? another "sophomoric little barb",...

"you mean THIS, wasn't an example of EXACTLY THAT!!? another "sophomoric little barb",..."

jmo, you might want to spend some time on your ability to compose intelligent sentences. No charge.

[Gibble]

Originally Posted by grandpaw7

jmo, you might want to spend some time on your ability to compose intelligent sentences.

Umm...

Originally Posted by grandpaw7

No charge.

[Mulderator]

[Mulderator]

So true isn't it. Liberals wouldn't last 10 minutes prior to 1900!

Like snakes--they weasel their way into the benefits of someone else's hard work!

[moonmist]

Originally Posted by Mulder

You have to come up with a better name for that........ like

Bassooch Seal of Approval
Pooassett Seal of Approval
Poo-Bass Seal of Approval.................LMAO.......that one is funny

[Fidelista]

I thought this article by Albert Einstein written in 1949 might be of interest.
Read it , it is interesting. Einstein was no fool and had more interests than mathmatics and enableing weapons devolpment.
Since we talking about liberalism {U.S. style} ---its a great read . >f
http://www.monthlyreview.org/598einst.htm