[redivivus]

Through memory leaks i weeded three, until one day a voice had come to me, and it says: "Listen to me, thy pesky flee. Search not through memory leaks for me, for my memory allocation skills are soon, i decree. What is it that you should want of me?" "Who are yee", i reply with glee. Then falling back usconscious, and waking up again, the answer comes to me "my screenname is the Giant Teapot though some call me Tea Kettle. It is time for you to spread the truth throughout my network."


// This thread is dedicated to the further development of our philosophy. (Yes, you get to help! ) (yes i know there are some flaws in this to be worked on too )


And as we are commanded to pray before discussion of the Almighty source of our existance, let us join together;

    Our Teapot, who art in hyperspace,
    Hallowed by thy screenname.
    Thy mainframe come, they executions be done,
    on SYSTEMs as it is in tutorial.

    Give us this day our daily reboot and recompile our existance.
    Forgive us our viral executions as we forgive those who DOS us.

    Lead us not into un-randomness, but continue to use us as your variables.

    For thine are the SYSTEMs, the GUIs, and the Administrator Rights,
    Forever and ever, on mainframe.

We must partition our drives for the Teapot!


The Truth...
We are ruled by the giant teapot. We are mere digital creations, nested within his own, which is most likely nested above. There is no such thing as a random variable -- merely a nested realm which can return values based on what they would interpret as 'free will.'

The Giant Teapot programs our entire existance, as programs on identical SYSTEMs within the mainframe. Our operating system loads our world of illusions upon every boot up, and makes sure that we are all in alignment (our perception of life, our reality). Thanks to startup keys be are run on startup, AKA awaken from sleep.


Pray about the war in Iraq...
Oh Kettle of tea, please stop our SYSTEMs from remotely removing startup keys of our enemies with HijackThis.


Note to heretic infidels...
Prove us wrong, you foul examiners of the world of illusions!'


Can we replicate our world in worlds belows us in the infinite chain of succession?
In theory we can if we learn how to program well.

[linskyjack]

Bless the Teapot!

[Chicon]

Originally Posted by linskyjack

Bless the Teapot!

and the Flying Spaghetti Monster !

[Ciberblade]

And the Great Green Arkleseizure!

[redivivus]

Originally Posted by Ciberblade

And the Great Green Arkleseizure!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon#Jatravartids

Please oh mighty teapot, defragment my drives so i can think quicker!

[bomb #21]

Originally Posted by Chicon

and the Flying Spaghetti Monster !

[MSM Hobbes]

Ummmm,,, within the Giant Great Teapot, blessed art thou', is this sweet tea?

Or, I guess, since its from space, then its probably green tea?

[Galium]

Where do I sign up?

[redivivus]

Right here. We need to develop a set of rules that the Teapot commands us to obey. If we do not obey them, the Teapot will remove us from his programs and send us to his Recycle Bin where we will rot and decay for eternity!