Political Humor 2 - Page 2

katonca · 13-Nov-2006, 12:24 AM **#16**

Hi poochee

How was your Sunday?

poochee · 13-Nov-2006, 12:41 AM **#17**

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Originally Posted by katonca

Hi poochee

How was your Sunday?

Hi, it was great! Ready to face the new week. Hope yours was great too!

poochee · 13-Nov-2006, 02:24 AM **#18**

November 12, 2006
Pelosi Vows to Return Bush's Balls by Early '09

Reassures President in Oval Office Meeting

In an attempt to reassure President George W. Bush, incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Cal) met with Mr. Bush in the Oval Office today and promised to return his balls to him by early 2009.

Aides to Mr. Bush had indicated in recent days that he was "concerned" about the whereabouts of his testicles and was hoping that Rep. Pelosi would set a firm timetable for their safe return.

Perhaps in response to those concerns, Rep. Pelosi promised in the closed-door meeting that she would return his balls to him on the morning of January 20, 2009, the inauguration day for the next president.

But the incoming Speaker later told reporters that even as she reassured the president that his testicles would be in safe hands, "I made it clear to him that I am wearing the pantsuit in this country."

Rep. Pelosi's words may have seemed less than encouraging to Vice President Dick Cheney, however, who acted swiftly to move his testes to a secure, undisclosed location.

"I don't care what she says, I'm not letting her near my family jewels," Mr. Cheney told reporters.

For her part, Rep. Pelosi said that Mr. Cheney's precautions were "entirely unnecessary" since she had every intention of returning the vice president's balls in 2009 as well.

"Mr. Cheney's balls would have been safe with me," Rep. Pelosi said. "It is not my intention to cut and run."

Elsewhere, experts said that people taking acetaminophen pills laced with metal fragments would suffer no health risks, but would never make it through airport security.

Borowitz Report

Couriant · 13-Nov-2006, 02:34 AM **#19**

Not political as the rest of yours...

poochee · 13-Nov-2006, 02:51 AM **#20**

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Originally Posted by Couriant

Not political as the rest of yours...

Cute.

bassetman · 13-Nov-2006, 03:28 AM **#21**

Those are both great!

Bush at the Pearly Gates

President Bush dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "George, you're such a unique individual that we've decided to give you a choice between heaven and hell."

George W, thinks about this and asks if he can get a look at the two options.
St. Peter says, "Sure, I've got a couple of windows you can look through."
So he opens the window to heaven and George W sees lots of angels sitting on clouds plucking harps.

Peter then opens the second window to hell. It's a brightly lit casino – lots of people drinking, laughing, and having a good time. There are naked dancing girls on stage and in the corner a nice little poker room. Doyle, Mike and other poker greats are playing George's favorite No Limit Hold'em game with his buddies Cheney, Rice and others. There's an empty seat with chips and they wave at Dubya to come join them in the game. George tells Saint Peter that he's decided that hell looks like its more fun than heaven and he wants to join the poker game. Saint Peter snaps his fingers and George's wish is granted.

Well about 6 months go by and Saint Peter decides to see how his friend George is doing. He opens the window to hell and there is George W shackled by his ankles, hanging over a fiery pit. Peter asks him how he likes his new home.

Dubya says, "Saint Peter, this isn't anything like you showed me. What happened?"
Saint Peter responds, "Sorry George, I thought you realized that was just campaigning."

bassetman · 13-Nov-2006, 04:25 AM **#22**

Amazing, a dog smarter than our president!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...skidboot&hl=en

Couriant · 13-Nov-2006, 10:57 AM **#23**

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Originally Posted by poochee

Cute.

Thanks

The comic is not bad itself...

Actually I wonder if you are allowed to do that... if so then that will be my next political part of the year

Wino · 13-Nov-2006, 11:50 AM **#24**

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Originally Posted by bassetman

Amazing, a dog smarter than our president!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...skidboot&hl=en

That's not a big step.

My dogs are dumber than a box of rocks and shine in comparison. For sure they would not have gone to war in Iraq.

LANMaster · 13-Nov-2006, 01:35 PM **#25**

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Originally Posted by bassetman

Good start!

Good one, Basset!

(post #3)

LANMaster · 13-Nov-2006, 01:36 PM **#26**

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Originally Posted by Couriant

Not political as the rest of yours...

OMG!!!! THat's fantastic! I'm going to have to show this one to my neighbor.

Couriant · 13-Nov-2006, 01:49 PM **#27**

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Originally Posted by LANMaster

OMG!!!! THat's fantastic! I'm going to have to show this one to my neighbor.

glad you like it. The guy is a genius most of the time

angelize56 · 13-Nov-2006, 02:34 PM **#28**

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Originally Posted by bassetman

Not sure why the other one got locked, It may have been a bot due to size, so here is a new one!

From the old thread Bakalva!

It had gone over the 5000 posts!

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Originally Posted by Cookiegal

This thread is closed due to number of posts.

bassetman · 13-Nov-2006, 02:40 PM **#29**

I know, I talked to her about it.

Couriant · 13-Nov-2006, 02:42 PM **#30**

so when is the maximum cap?

and what does it do anyways, these high post threads?

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