[bassetman]

Bush appointed a new expert on "Evil Doers" to identify our real enemies.!

[poochee]

BM..all of a sudden I am getting advertisement for Web Ex White Paper Free At the top of my page and on the right side? Do you know why? I am an donator.

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by poochee

BM..all of a sudden I am getting advertisement for Web Ex White Paper Free At the top of my page and on the right side? Do you know why? I am an donator.

No. That and only that?

Please report it so Mike can look into it.

[poochee]

Originally Posted by bassetman

No. That and only that?

Please report it so Mike can look into it.

So far. Question..is he the only person controlling whether or not the ads show up? Just curious. Thanks.

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by poochee

So far. Question..is he the only person controlling whether or not the ads show up? Just curious. Thanks.

He's the only one who might know why it's happening as far as I know!

[poochee]

Originally Posted by bassetman

He's the only one who might know why it's happening as far as I know!

Thanks

[Ciberblade]

Originally Posted by poochee

Breaking News
U.S. Bombards Insurgents With Negative Ads
'Operation Relentless Smear' Is Launched In Iraq

In a bold change of strategy in the war in Iraq, President George W. Bush announced today that the U.S. had begun bombarding Iraqi insurgents with negative ads in the hopes of bringing the insurgency to its knees.

At a White House briefing today, spokesman Tony Snow said that the new military campaign, called Operation Relentless Smear, would focus on attacking the personal missteps and hypocrisies of key Iraqi insurgents on a twenty-four-hour basis.

"This new strategy is playing to our strengths," Mr. Snow told reporters. "The insurgents are good at blowing things up and creating chaos, but no one is better than we are at creating negative ads."

According to Mr. Snow, Operation Relentless Smear will re-deploy thousands of negative ad producers, directors, and voiceover artists who were momentarily idle at the conclusion of the U.S.'s midterm election campaign.

Masterminded by the White House's top political strategist Karl Rove, the bombardment of negative ads began at midnight Wednesday, interrupting all local Iraqi programming with a nonstop diet of half-truths, corrosive accusations and character assassination.

By Thursday morning, there were already signs that Operation Relentless Smear was working, as Iraqi insurgents in such key cities as Baghdad and Tikrit appeared worn out by the onslaught of slickly produced attack ads.

"The air strikes and the curfews were one thing," said Hassan El-Medfaii, an insurgent who is based in Baghdad's Sadr City district. "But this is messing with my TV."

Borowitz Report - Winner Of The First-Ever National Press Club Award For Humor November 15, 2006

Isn't that how Republicans lost Congressional control?

[poochee]

Originally Posted by Ciberblade

Isn't that how Republicans lost Congressional control?

I think all of them went crazy with ads. I ignore all political ads. Doesn't influence me at all.

[poochee]

Breaking News
Bush's Dad Asks For Keys to White House Back
Air Force One, President Grounded For Life

In yet another setback for President George W. Bush, his father, former President George H.W. Bush, appeared in the Oval Office today and demanded that his son give back the keys to the White House at once.

For the elder Mr. Bush, who has largely taken a hands-off approach during his son's first six years in office, the decision to demand the keys to his erstwhile residence was regarded as extraordinary.

But according to witnesses to the unprecedented confrontation, the senior Mr. Bush also demanded the keys to Air Force One and informed his son that he was "grounded for life."

After the 41st president reprimanded the 43rd president for invading Iraq, the younger Mr. Bush attempted to offer a defense for his unilateral action, telling his father, "All of my friends said that it was a good idea."

"Oh, and if all your friends told you to go AWOL from the Alabama National Guard, would you do that, too?" his father thundered. "Okay, well maybe that wasn't the best example, but you get the point."

Speaking to reporters later, the 41st president said that he forbade his son from spending time with Vice President Dick Cheney, calling him "a bad influence."

"I told George to spend the weekend mowing that big lawn in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue," he said. "I want him to think long and hard about what he's done."

Elsewhere, the bipartisan Iraq Study Group issued recommendations for winning the war in Iraq, including putting former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld in charge of the insurgents.

Borowitz Report

[Ciberblade]

Originally Posted by poochee

I think all of them went crazy with ads. I ignore all political ads. Doesn't influence me at all.

I know...you just vote Democrat

[poochee]

Originally Posted by Ciberblade

I know...you just vote Democrat

I don't need an ad to inspire my voting. Do you?

[Ciberblade]

Originally Posted by poochee

I don't need an ad to inspire my voting. Do you?

Nope...I don't need an ad or a party to inspire my vote. I just need facts about the issues -- which is a matter of public record.

[poochee]

Originally Posted by Ciberblade

Nope...I don't need an ad or a party to inspire my vote. I just need facts about the issues -- which is a matter of public record.

Good! Carry on valiantly!

[bill.aam]

Originally Posted by Ciberblade

Nope...I don't need an ad or a party to inspire my vote. I just need facts about the issues -- which is a matter of public record.

Where's the fun in that?

[Ciberblade]

Always