[Ciberblade]

Originally Posted by bill.aam

Where's the fun in that?

Oh, is it a game?

[LANMaster]

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke.

The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,

wearing his scrubs and a long face.

"Sadly," he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his

heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear!" cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with

shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

[poochee]

Originally Posted by LANMaster

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke.

The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,

wearing his scrubs and a long face.

"Sadly," he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his

heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear!" cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with

shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

Was her uncle named Bush by any chance?

Sorry, I couldn't let this one pass.

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by poochee

Was her uncle named Bush by any chance?

Sorry, I couldn't let this one pass.

LOL

[Mulderator]

[bassetman]

They just won Congress and they are surrendering?

[Fidelista]

>f

[Fidelista]

and most of those 36 are right here at TSG >f

[bassetman]

Thank God this didn't happen!

[Fidelista]

Card cancelled . >f

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by Fidelista

Card cancelled . >f

LOL

[bassetman]

[bassetman]

Trick question?

[poochee]

Bush Goes AWOL in Vietnam
Pays Emergency Visit to Alabama

President George W. Bush raised eyebrows in diplomatic circles over the weekend when he inexplicably went AWOL during his historic first visit to Vietnam.

The president had been expected to discuss such pressing issues as trade and security with Vietnamese leaders, making his mysterious disappearance all the more controversial.

But according to reporters traveling with Mr. Bush on Air Force One, the summit was ill-fated from the start, as the president was overheard muttering, "How the heck can I get out of going to Vietnam?"

Shortly after his arrival in Hanoi, Mr. Bush craftily eluded his Secret Service escorts, escaping through the window of his hotel room via a makeshift rope of bed sheets.

When the president was a no-show at a state dinner later that evening, it fell to White House spokesman Tony Snow to report to the gathering of dignitaries and reporters, "I'm afraid the president has flown the coop."

According to Mr. Snow, Mr. Bush left behind a scrawled note on hotel stationery indicating that he had to attend to an "emergency" in Alabama.

The mystery deepened, however, when Alabama authorities issued a statement indicating that there was no evidence that the president had shown up in their state at all.

Within minutes of Mr. Bush's disappearance from Hanoi, the Vietnamese government invited Vice President Dick Cheney to take his place, but Mr. Cheney deferred accepting that invitation five times.

"I have other priorities," the vice president explained.

Elsewhere, in a meeting of two of Britain's most famous fictitious characters, the premiere of the new James Bond film was attended by Queen Elizabeth II.

[bassetman]

But it is so much safer now than last time he avoided Nam!