[Mulderator]

I can't tell you how many times I've read posts here from poochee or bassetman or Linsky or ekim or comsdon or compusheep or a host of other liberals and just wanted to slap some sense it them. Well, here ya go folks--gotta use a little imagination--but when you have that feeling just go here--and imagine its a liberal your slapping some sense into!

http://www.counterfeitmini.com/tough_love.php

This "altered" image from ought to help you some with the imagination part!

[Mulderator]

And if you prefer--slap Hillary senseless!!!

http://foolishpleasurestudio.com/eye...p_hillary.html

[jmosmith]

Originally Posted by Mulder

I can't tell you how many times I've read posts here from poochee or bassetman or Linsky or ekim or comsdon or compusheep or a host of other liberals and just wanted to slap some sense it them. Well, here ya go folks--gotta use a little imagination--but when you have that feeling just go here--and imagine its a liberal your slapping some sense into!

http://www.counterfeitmini.com/tough_love.php

OMG!!!

...this is more fun than the dunking booth at the annual company picnic!!!

definitely, TWO thumbs up

(and btw, I've been wondering how long it would take you to get around to using an X-Files Avitar!? )

Thanks Chris!!!!

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by jmosmith

OMG!!!

...this is more fun than the dunking booth at the annual company picnic!!!

definitely, TWO thumbs up

Isn't it great!!! With every slap I imagine a different TSG liberal:

You stupid, SLAP, idiotic, SLAP, uninformed, SLAP, unintelligent, SLAP, moron, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!!!!

Gbrumb and DiSaidSo are gonna love this too!!!!

[imperfeckd]

Originally Posted by Mulder

Isn't it great!!! With every slap I imagine a different TSG liberal:

You stupid, SLAP, idiotic, SLAP, uninformed, SLAP, unintelligent, SLAP, moron, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!!!!

Gbrumb and DiSaidSo are gonna love this too!!!!

have to be honest and tell you that i love the avatar more than the topic...

[jmosmith]

Originally Posted by Mulder

Isn't it great!!! With every slap I imagine a different TSG liberal:

You stupid, SLAP, idiotic, SLAP, uninformed, SLAP, unintelligent, SLAP, moron, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!!!!

Gbrumb and DiSaidSo are gonna love this too!!!!

I really am laughing out loud here!...

Ya know, with a track-ball, you can really start wackin' that guy around!!!!

Maybe as much as 100 wpm (wacks per minute,... )

thanks,
J

[MorrisAO]

Thanks Mulder.

Talk about getting slap-happy ( sorry - couldn't resist )

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by jmosmith

Maybe as much as 100 wpm (wacks per minute,... )

100 wacks a minute--I got more than that. I think we should refer to 100 wacks a minute as 1 "basset-wack" speed. Kind of like Mach 1, Mach 2, -- so if its 200 wacks a minute--it would a speed or frequency of 2 basset wacks, 300 a minute--a speed or frequency of 3 basset wacks, etc.!!!

[Mulderator]

I can't decide if I enjoy slapping it really fast--at like 3 basset wacks or the slower much harder wacks. I think we need to refer to those like with RPM, except we will use PPM (Poochees Per Minute) the lower the PPM, the harder the force since you have to move the hand way out to get a good crushing blow. So it would kind of be like 10 PPM would be really hard slaps whereas 30 PPM would be less severe!!!

Thinking about it--maybe we should change it to "BPM" (Bassets per Minute) for the fast slapping and then have PPM (Poochees Per Minute) for the slow harder slaps. A higher BPM would indicate a much faster slap rate, knocking less sense into the liberal with each slap, but at a much faster rate, whereas PPM would indicate slapping more sense into the liberal with each slap, but at a slower rate--but the ultimate sense knocked into them would take about the same time!

[espressoguy]

I'd like to slap some sense into a Canadian Liberal Leader named Stephan Dion. At least 100ppm's.

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by scatteredmin

I'd like to slap some sense into a Canadian Liberal Leader named Stephan Dion. At least 100ppm's.

No, no, no--that would be 100 BPMs (bassets per minute) not PPMs (Poochees per minute)--a faster BPM is required to slap more sense into a liberal in less time. You'd never get 100 good hard slaps in a minute--more like 10 to 20 PPMs--the focus in the former is speed, the focus in the latter is impact force.

[Mulderator]

Now of course--for you Shamou haters--this could also be used to take out all that self-help frustration by slapping Shamou silly!!! You could make a "SSSSSSSSSS", "SSSSSSSSS" (Slap Shamou Silly) sound as you are slappin the crap out of it!!

Sorry Shamou!

[trekguy]

Originally Posted by Mulder

I can't decide if I enjoy slapping it really fast

Kind of a slow night, is it???

[Rep]

A good diversion from reality Mulder......go ahead, slap me.

Where is the slap smilie?

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by Mulder

Gbrumb and DiSaidSo are gonna love this too!!!!

Oh baby! You know what I LIKE!

So this will be like the Pet Peeves thread, but focused on liberals instead of stupid people?

..... wait...... so it's just like the Pet Peeves thread?