[linskyjack]

I would like to start a thread of Bushisms---Not in order to show how stupid the man is, but purely for the purposes of entertainment!

Here we go!


"Because of your work, children who once wanted to die are now preparing to live."—speaking at the White House summit on malaria, Dec. 14, 2006

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by linskyjack

I would like to start a thread of Bushisms---Not in order to show how stupid the man is, but purely for the purposes of entertainment!

Here we go!


"Because of your work, children who once wanted to die are now preparing to live."—speaking at the White House summit on malaria, Dec. 14, 2006

LOL

[Blackmirror]

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

[linskyjack]

Here you go---I love this one:

And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it."— Speaking on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

[Blackmirror]

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

and this

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/d...=zU%5FKJd3QdJ0

[poochee]

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." --George W. Bush.

[Blackmirror]

President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touche.
--an exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006
what a plonker ...he is as bad as our Prince Philip hes always putting his royal foot in

[poochee]

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush,

[GlenB]

With the amount of mistakes that man has made, this thread could easily turn out several thousand replies, here's a few more to get the ball rolling.

[linskyjack]

I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term." --Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

[PhoenixNEW]

" YOU are all going to hell" GWB joking about what he would say to israeli Jews upon arriving in the middle east in 1993, Austin_American Statesman,1st Dec 98.

[PhoenixNEW]

Question:When you are not talking about politics, what do you and your father talk about ?

Bush: "P*****Y."

to David Flink of the Hartford Courant 98 Rep COvention, Salon 9th April 2000

[PhoenixNEW]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we." George W Bush at a Pentagon meeting, August 2004

[SlackAli]

"I sure do hope that Ségolène Royal becomes Queen of the French, because she's one hot woman.

'Barbara! Get yo arse in here and talk dirty to me in Frenchy'

Damn woman looks more like my mother every day"




Give me ten minutes and I'll dig up the source

[bomb #21]

Originally Posted by linskyjack

I would like to start a thread of Bushisms---Not in order to show how stupid the man is, but purely for the purposes of entertainment!

Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that. You can be appallingly judgemental at times, linsky. Why can't you just think of him as a human being who occasionally mangles his words?


























Anyway, here's my very favourite:

On showing a German newspaper reporter the Oval Office, May 2006:

"That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three—three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?"