[Mulderator]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:




















Democrat's Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some liberal friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's (Skivvy, valis, fish, et al.) Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist



Yes iltos--this IS a Civilized Debate thread!

[Bastiat]

Originally Posted by Mulderator

Redneck's (Skivvy, valis, fish, et al.) Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

Gee....they must be bitter clinging to their guns like that.

[twinofangelize56]

Hi, Mulder! I got a good laugh at this! But.... since you didn't pose the question if a WOMAN was to be walking down the street with her husband and 2 children, etc. etc..... What would the WOMAN do? Well...... It just isn't fair I tell you! WOMEN can be just as Democratic, Republican or Redneckish as the next guy!

BTW.... I'm sure I'd fit the Redneck category anyway..... You'd have to make sure the job was done right the first time! It'd be too taxing otherwise!

[ekim68]

Hahahahaha...Very good Mulder. You DO have a sense of humor.... And, I think I lean toward the 'Redneck' thing more...

[Chicon]

Chicon' answer : Et meeerde !(*) Bang !

Jihadist's reply : Allah Wahahahahahahaha ! (**)



(*) Typical expression of an annoyed French speaking person that means "Oh ! S... !"
(**) Typical scream of a guy who has been shot accidently or not in the balls

[bassetman]

I still fail to see why so many Wingers think all Dems are against gun ownership and self protection!?

[Littlefield]

Cause every Dem that ran for Prez is not pro gun and know nothing about guns and hunting
Kerry said he could crawl on his stomach and hunt a deer with a shotgun like Daniel Boone.
Hiillary thought you could duck hunt with a rifle and Obama thinks you duck hunt with a six shooter !
Barack supports the DC rulling that says you cannot even have a loaded shotgun under your bed in additon to not having a handgun. They vote for Dem leaders who vote aganist guns and want to be able to sue gun manufactors .
Of course some Reps like Cheney and Bob Barr are idiots with guns

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by Littlefield

Cause every Dem that ran for Prez is not pro gun and know nothing about guns and hunting
Kerry said he could crawl on his stomach and hunt a deer with a shotgun like Daniel Boone.
Hiillary thought you could duck hunt with a rifle and Obama thinks you duck hunt with a six shooter !

Of course some Reps like Cheney and Bob Barr are idiots with guns

Jimmy Carter blocked the ATF from setting up a serect computer system for gun registration, but you wouldn't know that, would you?

BTW JFK was a lifetime member of the NRA!

[Littlefield]

Jimmy Carter is known for hitting a rabbit with a padde that scared him .
JiMMA had one of the most anti gun administrations regardless of him being a NRA member .

''Another ASHA board member is Jody Powell, lead spokesman for the rabidly anti-gun Jimmy Carter administration. Under Carter, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (BATF) waged a brutal crusade against the civil liberties of firearm owners that resulted in three major congressional inquiries and led U.S. Sen. Dennis DeConcini (D-Ariz.), chairman of two such investigations, to characterize BATF conduct as “bordering on criminality,” saying the agency had moved against honest citizens “because [it has] taken the view that individuals who are interested in firearms are either criminals or close to it.” While Carter was posing as a quail hunter, on his watch the Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA) tried to ban hunting on privately owned timberland. Had Congress not acted to kill the OSHA hunting ban at the urging of NRA, hunting in America, on both public and private lands, may have become a truly endangered activity''

http://www.nraila.org/Hunting/Read/H...es.aspx?ID=200





Also JImma confirmed Abner Mikva as a federal appeals court Judge who was very anti gun ! Jimma may be a NRA memeber in name only as he is also on all the top anti gun VIP lists

In fact, the only significant defeat for pro-Second Amendment forces in the 1970s was the confirmation of Abner Mikva as a federal appeals judge to the D.C. Circuit. Rep. Mikva was a congressman from Illinois and one of the leading gun control advocates in America. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit is regarded as the second-most important court in the nation. President Jimmy Carter nominated Mikva to the D.C. Circuit. Though the NRA and gun rights community strongly opposed the nomination, it had no experience with judicial appointments, and a Democrat-controlled Senate confirmed Mikva to the court, where he served until 1994. Aside from that, there had been no major victories for the anti-gun crowd

http://209.85.207.104/search?q=cache...lnk&cd=7&gl=us

[Ciberblade]

The Libertarian answer:

Step in front of family,
Right-dodge the blade attack while
positioned to grasp the attackers knife wrist.
with both hands on attackers knife wrist, make quick
reverse twist while pushing towards attacker.
This use of attackers momentum renders him on the ground
possibly breaking his forearm in the process.

Ridge-hand head for good measure, pickup knife for your collection.

Take family out for desert.

[Laura87]

As soon as I saw that I was packing heat that terrorist was praising Allah in person.

At least I think so because his last utterance was "PR. . . " then splat.

The question was too easy, I thought there had to be a trick to it, but there was no other right answer.

[Wino]

Originally Posted by Littlefield

Cause every Dem that ran for Prez is not pro gun and know nothing about guns and hunting

Neither does mulder, but it doesn't stop him from running his mouth on a subject he knows nothing about.

With all the pro gun control presidents, none have been able to outlaw guns in the USA. The closest we came was the Brady bill from the assassination attempt on Reagan. Many of the strong measure resulting from that are gone............one in particular is the number of rounds in magazine clips for semi-auto pistols, back to 15 from 10. Believe me, for or against gun control, is very far down in priorities on any candidates list of things to do. The only mullets that keep bringing it up are the wimpy, whiny, crybabies on the right. If they would shut there pie holes, it wouldn't even be mentioned........but they want to make an unimportant subject a major campaign issue, when it really isn't. No candidate is going to get guns banned or even attempt to try.

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by Wino

Neither does mulder, but it doesn't stop him from running his mouth on a subject he knows nothing about.

I know a lot more than you do--I own a shotgun and used for hunting in my younger days (which would be when you were in your 50s).

[Wino]

Originally Posted by Mulderator

I know a lot more than you do--I own a shotgun and used for hunting in my younger days (which would be when you were in your 50s).

People like you shouldn't be allowed to own shotguns, pistols or rifles. You're a danger to yourself and others. I'd rather go hunting with Cheney. It would be safer, and everyone knows he can't hunt worth a flip. Cheney - 1; Lawyers - 0.

[johnnyburst79]

Originally Posted by Ciberblade

The Libertarian answer:

Step in front of family,
Right-dodge the blade attack while
positioned to grasp the attackers knife wrist.
with both hands on attackers knife wrist, make quick
reverse twist while pushing towards attacker.
This use of attackers momentum renders him on the ground
possibly breaking his forearm in the process.

Ridge-hand head for good measure, pickup knife for your collection.

Take family out for desert.

Why waste a bullet? Also, I would not want to teach my kids that guns are the solution to every problem and that the best way to protect yourself is to learn to use your fist, not your ego.

btw, Laura, he would shout "Allah Akbar!" if he were a real Muslim