well, it's about that time again. I've not been on a good rant in several months, and the cat is beginning to look nervous, so I reckon I should probably pony up something good.
Reckon I'll choose music. I choose this because a; I'm an excellent music critic (everything I like is cool, everything else sucks), and b; I started the damn thread.
Was channel surfing last night after the Yanks got smoked by the Phillies, and came across VH1 classic playing Queens fantabulous show at Wembley in '83. Wished I could have been there; IMO, Freddie Mercury is the definitive front man for ALL of music, and yes, that does include Laurence Welk and his bubbles.
Unfortunately, I was unable to attend that show, as I was attending another seminal show, with another extraordinarily capable frontman (not in Mercury's class, however; that class consists of one); that concert being U2 at Red Rocks when they filmed 'Under A Blood Red Sky'. To this day, that remains the best concert I've ever seen, and I've seen a good sized pile of them.
I have not seen the Stones, and I will never see the Stones. The reason for this is simple; right now, the only reason they are cool is that they are an integral part of the boomer populace, and that populace still wants to think that they can rock as hard as ever, providing that the show isn't too loud and they get home at a reasonable hour. Say around 8.
But I do give it up for the Stones, for they were THE band that brought blues (as in the 'song by the colored folk' blues) into the mainstream to stay. Without the Stones, I cannot even begin to fathom where music would be today. The Clash is one of my very favorite bands, and I'd say that 'London Calling' is one of the most influential albums ever made, but had the Stones not paved the way with their bluesy 'Exile on Main Street', I honestly don't think that album (London Calling, that is), would ever have been made.
A year or so ago, a few of us pundits here at TSG decided that we were going to sit down and submit lists of our top 100 bands. I would then weight them in popularity in a spreadsheet with all of our picks, and drop the bottom 25, and do it again. Repeat until you got down to 10, and then we were going to make a poll and put those 10 bands up there and say 'we've narrowed it down to these top 10 bands, you guys vote on who's the best'. Reason it never came to fruition was very, very simple. One of the members realized that there were no black blues bands on there, and without that, you don't have rock and roll today. No Zep, no AC/DC, no Def Lep, and certainly no Pearl Jam or Social D or even Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings. Those guys would not have been there had it not been for the original players of the blues, and we realized that our 'experiment' was flawed at it's very foundation, and tanked it.
This is not to say that we didn't
know about the impact the early blues players had; of course not. We just didn't have as many Blind Lemon Jefferson albums as we did, say, Jefferson Airplane albums. And so, being the humans that we are, we looked into
our collections and
our memories of concerts that moved us, and chose from there. And even though none of us were really old enough to have lived through the Golden Age of Blues, we still knew about Muddy Waters and Bo Diddley. Hell, I named my cat Bo, and it wasn't after Jackson.
Where I'm going with this, I dunno. Just needed a rant. After watching that Queen concert last night, I'm yet again utterly depressed with the path that music has taken. I know, I know; the stuff we loved in our prime is the stuff we'll stick to forever, but I still valiantly attempt to listen to the radio on occasion, and I'll hear the new, raw, alternative station playing a song older than the new Tom Petty hit on the classic rock station, and that strikes me as silly. An alternative station that touts itself on the 'new rock label' playing Nirvana from 18 years ago, and the classic rock station playing Tom Petty from 10 years ago. Irony.
As an interesting aside, out of the four current 'major' radio venues (classic rock, alternative, heavy metal, and retro), I've only heard one band on all 4 stations; U2. Heard Boston on 3 of them, but only U2 on all four. AND we went to see Bono and crew a couple weeks ago; band called Muse opened up for them, and they most definitely gave me hope for the future of music.
So I dunno; chances are high that I merely used to be with it, and now what 'it' is is unknown and scary to me, but I'm going to dig my heels in here; nothing has really moved me, with the exception of quite literally a handful of bands (I'll give you the examples if you want) since about 1990 or so.
So what YOUR input? Who do YOU see as the 'most influential' band out there? That's always a toughie to answer. The cop out answer is the Beatles, of course; again, no blues, no Beatles. Or at least a significantly different version of them. Who's the best front man? Do the Stones get enough street cred for being the boys who tied blues to rock and roll? (no, even though I detest them.) Where does Dire Straits fit into all this? Did you know Mark Knopfler has a dino named after him? More imporantaly, do you care?
What is country and western music? My answer to that is simple; Hank Williams is, and Hank Williams Jr ain't. And before you go off about me not knowing my music, I grew up on Woody Guthrie, Flatt and Scruggs, and Willie and the boys.
An album a lot of people consistently overlook is Pet Sounds, by Brian Wilson. I guess it was performed by the Beach Boys, but it most definitely was written by Master Wilson, with a specific aim in mind; the best pop album ever.
And in my mind, he hit it. After all, the two dudes who wrote what is usually acclaimed as the greatest pop album of all time, Lennon and McCartney, are both on record stating that had there not been a Pet Sounds, there would not have been a Sgt. Pepper. If they say it's better, I'm going to have to agree with them.
Slack, I know you're going to pound me for that one.
