[Stoner]

I received this in the mail today and thought the forum might be interested in reading it.
2009 Obama Agenda Survey.

Some interesting questions.
Nothing about religion/Islam, though.

[valis]

how come I never get those interesting things in the mail? I'd have a field day with it.



come to think of it, may have just answered the question.

[LuckyStrike]

Obviously it's a push poll.

[Blackmirror]

I just get Viagra emails lol

[TooBad]

I get those a lot. I usually write something in instead of one of the standard answers. It usually mentions how bad they were when they had a chance to make a difference. At the end when they ask for money, I usually put HA! HA!, not a dime until you stop acting like drunk Democrats!

And they keep sending me more surveys??? Must be gluttons for punishment!

[buffoon]

Wonder who composes these things and, if the Dems have similar "questionnaires", whether it's the same "brain tank" that makes them up for those as well.

I guess in court it would amount to leading the witness.

Bit along the lines of common traits make common interests, the Dem questionnaire composition guidelines would read maybe like this:

1. Do you think that a flunker (like GWB; editor's note) in office will help alleviate your consistently bad school grades? (2nd editor's note: do not replace flunker with idiot)

2. Should a POTUS that sends our young men to war have served in the military? (editor's note: to be applied only during the rule of such that were subject to draft.). (2nd editor's note: always to be applied for terms of office after Clinton) .

3. Do you feel able to support a Prez who either dodged the draft or shirked his military responsibilities in some other way. (editor's note: vid proper application of question #2).

Nothing on Islam. Not ever. Never. Under no circumstances. Wahabism???
Never heard of it.

[LANMaster]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

I just get Viagra emails lol

Make sure you consult a physician if your erection lasts more than 4 hours.

[buffoon]

Originally Posted by LANMaster

Make sure you consult a physician if your erection lasts more than 4 hours.

Does that mean you're supposed to be finished (with whatever you were doing) in that short a time span?

[LANMaster]

I think if Blackmirror gets an erection at all, there are some issues going on.