[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

Isn't it amazing how alcohol affects the gravitational vortex? Simply fascinating.

Yes--fascinating how alcohol can force a woman flat on her back!

[Guyzer]

Originally Posted by Mulder

Yes--fascinating how alcohol can force a woman flat on her back!

Mulder did you have to let the cat out of the bag. Now we all know your secret and it has nothing to do with wit, charm or intelligence.

[poochee]

Originally Posted by technaught

bump... I guess the joke bombed?

I'm absolutely impressed, however.

You didn't realize how desperate we are for good news.

It is good to think of what we have to appreciate.

I think your thread can be a great success.

[Mulderator]

Originally Posted by Wimpy369

Mulder did you have to let the cat out of the bag. Now we all know your secret and it has nothing to do with wit, charm or intelligence.

Yes it does--alcohol is for emergencies!

[poochee]

I guess it's time to interject some "good news".

It has been a beautiful day, warm and sunny!

[technaught]

I'm such a hypocrite...


But I have stir-fry chinese vegetables, simmering in Kraft italian, with fresh onions and potatoes, diced, and sitting on top of them, are three, fresh caught, fat black crappie.

Life is GOOD

Never mind the starter clots building up from the added butter. NO, NOT MARGERINE

[Gabriel]

Originally Posted by technaught

I'm such a hypocrite...


But I have stir-fry chinese vegetables, simmering in Kraft italian, with fresh onions and potatoes, diced, and sitting on top of them, are three, fresh caught, fat black crappie.

Life is GOOD

Never mind the starter clots building up from the added butter. NO, NOT MARGERINE

Oh really...I have one sliced chicken breast simmering in extra olive oil and lemon pepper.....mostaciolli and marinara sauce......and a divine orange/avocado salad with one half of a lemon juiced, and the virgin olive oil as dressing......and a great frozen desert that I made of cream cheese, cool whip, vanilla yogurt whipped together and poured over fresh fruit berries and frozen........life is YUM

[poochee]

I just finished lemon-pepper chicken, broccoli and left over spaghetti.

It is "good" to be able to have and enjoy food!

[technaught]

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Oh really...I have one sliced chicken breast simmering in extra olive oil and lemon pepper.....mostaciolli and marinara sauce......and a divine orange/avocado salad with one half of a lemon juiced, and the virgin olive oil as dressing......and a great frozen desert that I made of cream cheese, cool whip, vanilla yogurt whipped together and poured over fresh fruit berries and frozen........life is YUM

Yeah, really!

Sounds pretty good, but the crappie is just flaking away from the bone. OHHH

BTW, virgin O O, or extra virgin? Bertolli's?, Or Pompeii?

I can't tell most of the time, depending on the dish however...

[Gabriel]

Right now I have a 3 Litre / 101 oz...can of Star Extra Virgin Olive Oil ...I go thru about 3 or more cans a year ...and collect the beautiful cans

[help4me]

Oh yeah.....cheetos and pink lemonade

[ekim68]

Good grief, now I'm hungry.

[DiSaidSo]

Good news: Alberto looks like it'll be relatively minor. Wouldn't want it interfering with the Mavs beating the Heat tonight.

More good news: Our IT guys, with whom I share an upstairs area, are completely fed up with the collection of heat in our space. I think one of 'em is having hot flashes or something. Anyway. They are bound and determined to get us ceiling fans up in here. I told him to work on getting that futon (for his on-call nights) and the big screen and we're set up in here. But if all else fails, I at least get one of those tall fans. It gets hot up here in the attic!

Even more good news: Technaught, I love your electron joke. I'd heard it before, but it's still funny. Hee!

[poochee]

The start of another good news day. I woke up feeling great after a good nights sleep!

[Gabriel]

Good News Flash...
After accidently locking myself out of my 5th wheel, I proceeded to dismantle the back interior wall, via an outdoor storage place.
I ran into a problem: there was also an interior wall, screwed in from the opposite side.
As I reconstructed my blunder, I had a fuzzy memory of something we did near the old, now defunct cat door. I went and opened the cat door, and lo and behold.....a spare KEY to get myself in....Now that's good news.

It is however eclipsed by Di's great news of the decrease in strength of that gnarly storm in the Gulf......

And, another news flash.....
With this and any other post, it is welcome that TN, can and should critique the grammarical elements....especially those concerning uses of conjunctions, verbs, verbals, nouns, adjectives and adverbs; and the such...
If seen fit to use such illustrations of usage of such words, as subordinate conjuctions; such as are the start of this particular long sentence, or correlative conjunctions; as these are scattered throughout, please do so. But do not critique puctuation please, just yet.