Ok, thats hilarious I wrote an article on how to do it and now a friend has come over and used my box and we where talking about the shell and he went straight to the Vi editor and starting remapping stuff..
Now evey-time I open a Shell it says:
SCRIPTY> su -
Password:
fagshell>
How the hell do I fix it?
SCRIPTY> alias
alias coolshell='ksh'
alias fagshell='bash'
alias gayit='nc'
alias l.='ls -d .* --color=auto'
alias ll='ls -l --color=auto'
alias ls='ls --color=auto'
alias porn='nmap'
alias vi='vim'
alias which='alias | /usr/bin/which --tty-only --read-alias --show-dot --show-tilde'