The saga continues.
After signing up for the service, the planners came out and marked a route in silver paint. I informed them that the Comcast cable was buried right on that route, and that wasn't a place to dig. I also called Verizon and told them the planned route wasn't right, and they couldn't use it. She didn't seem interested in my new information, and continued painting the line.
On the appointed day, Verizon showed up, and of course their third party installers had not yet buried the conduit, so they couldn't do the install. After looking over the proposed installation details, they left. I also informed the tech that the painted line was not a good route and how unhappy I'd be if they dug up my Comcast line, since I still don't have Internet service from them, not to mention TV.
The next day, the diggers showed up, looked around at all the trees and decided they couldn't do the job, packed up their trucks and left. They also complained that things weren't marked. Of course, I also informed them that the nice easy route that the planner had painted was not available.

Again, I called Verizon and told them that the conduit wasn't buried. Obviously that word doesn't make it up the food chain.
A couple days later, Verizon showed up again, then a supervisor came out, finally both left. Comcast came and painted an orange line on their cable, protecting their turf. PECO showed up and painted more orange and red stripes in my landscaping. It's beginning to look like a coloring book!
A couple days later, a second set of diggers came out, in the rain, and we spent an hour talking about the possibilities, they all got into their trucks and left, also without turning one shovel-full of dirt. This time I didn't have to call Verizon, the girl, who is getting to know me on a first name basis, called once again to reschedule the appointment.
Today, on the appointed time, the Verizon guy came again, and of course, no conduit, so he couldn't really do anything. Now we discussed the possibility of going around the front of the house, since there's only a small heavily wooded line that leads to the back, and there's already a number of wires and a sprinkler system buried there.
This time, the Verizon girl is getting smarter, the new appointment is a week away, giving the third crew time to do the job, if they don't pack up and run.
This after noon I got a call from a supervisor, he's coming Monday with the tech and the contractor that's going to bury the conduit so we can all figure out the best way to get it to the house.
I have to say one thing for the folks at Verizon, they have a good sense of humor, and they're not giving up!