[wacor]

Originally Posted by isme

Now let's give hooters some respect here....without hooters,,what would us men... daydream about all day?

Quote WarC

Exit 69 and Big Beaver road?


(you had to read the first post on the thread to understand)
http://forums.techguy.org/civilized-...s-allowed.html

[BanditFlyer]

iltos's post #927 in the "To thine own self be true..." thread:

Originally Posted by iltos

...

but this is the tsg community, for chrissakes....folks here don't want a guy with a placard, preaching on the corner of random and CD....they want christain and muslim mud wrestling at hooters, and smilie bunnies flirting with dancing flowers, and bush and gore crucified on what's left of greenland's ice pack, and occassionally a simple honest opinion about a problem or three from someone they've gotten to know here, or someone willing to let themselves be known here....

Some seriously hilarious imagery.

[DiSaidSo]

Wow. That is frighteningly accurate! Thanks, Bandito! I would've never seen that one.

[BanditFlyer]

Originally Posted by plschwartz

According to Wikipedia the seven deadly sins traditionally have been listed as:

1 Lust (Latin, luxuria)
.2 Gluttony (Latin, gula)
3 Greed/Avarice (Latin, avaritia)
4 Sloth/Laziness (Latin, acedia)
5 Wrath/Anger (Latin, ira)
6 Envy/Jealousy (Latin, invidia)
7 Pride/Hubris/Vanity (Latin, superbia)

So thought I do any of our fine regulars around here go seven for seven?

Gluttony Greed Wrath Envy and Pride seem common to a bunch of Bush supporters, but Mulder may not have Sloth. I don't see GB as having Lust

Nominations are open.

see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins
for some different uses of the seven terms.

And the response ...

Originally Posted by WarC

Screw it, why stop with five? I nominate me (Of course I would! Silly neocons!) I voted for Bush in 2004. I'm a bad man. I bathe in oil and go to sleep watching combat videos on loop. I walk around with a black trenchcoat and a bald skinhead, kicking homeless people and railing at everyone I see. I don't pray to God, I pray to Satan, and during my prayers I usually ask for global war and the coming of the New World Order. In my free time I give lectures at large corporations about how increased civil liberties lead to drops in productivity and the bottom line. I hate beaners, jews, blacks, protestants, muslims, hindus, buddhists, you name it I hate it. I slap women just for fun. I take time out of my day to crush flowers and plants along the sidewalks and roads. When I'm bored, I go to the Oscar Meyer plant to watch cattle be slaughtered. Then I take home some of the blood, and drink it with my steaks (which are always cooked extra-rare, mind you).

You liberals, on the other hand, are perfect pictures of sanctity and virtue. Not a one of you has ever sinned, and the very ground on which you walk blooms with life and exuberance. It could be said that your **** really does not stink. Indeed, if the world were full of Liberal minded people, pollution and warfare would cease to exist, and there would be a perfect equilibrium of peace and liberty. Equality for all of man kind! Men would cease to be self-righteous, and greed would dissappear off the face of the planet. All it takes is a little ideology!

If not for the neo-cons!!! I say, exterminate them all! Death to the moderates! Death to the conservatives! Death to the non-religious!! We shall set this planet free! If not for them, there would be peace. Right?

http://forums.techguy.org/civilized-...=1#post4427489

[BanditFlyer]

This particular combination of posts just about knocked me over with laughter.

Originally Posted by ekim68

Are you saying I'm a liberal?

Found here: http://forums.techguy.org/civilized-...ml#post4501003

[BanditFlyer]

Originally Posted by moonmist

LMAO!!!! ..... this should be in someones sig LOL

Posts 482 and 488 in the alpha female thread

[BanditFlyer]

Originally Posted by lexmarks567

No why am I doing something wrong

That one just about knocked me over!

From the "Song Lyrics that describe you" thread.

[BanditFlyer]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

Any others?

Yep.

Post #69

Originally Posted by combsdon

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To which Phoenix then replied:

Originally Posted by PhoenixNEW

I know

CLASSIC!

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by BanditFlyer

Yep.

Post #69

To which Phoenix then replied:

CLASSIC!

Heh. So unfortunate that it got closed before I could get my grubby hands on it.

[MorrisAO]

I hadn't had a look in this thread before

Didn't know what I was missing - some serious hilarity in here that had me rolling on the floor, especially WarC's inventive invective against liberals (sheer sarcastic poetry IMO)

[BanditFlyer]

Here's one by Rep. Post #21. I betchya didn't know Rep was squarely in the political middle, did ya?

He's so in the middle, that he only criticizes the political right, while being completely blind to the same evils when the left is responsible for those evils. HILARIOUS!

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by BanditFlyer

Here's one by Rep. Post #21. I betchya didn't know Rep was squarely in the political middle, did ya?

He's so in the middle, that he only criticizes the political right, while being completely blind to the same evils when the left is responsible for those evils. HILARIOUS!

I don't think that can be the post of the day... mostly because it was so stupid... Seriously, that thread hurt my brain.

[BanditFlyer]

Originally Posted by Farmgirl22

There ya go...I voted 4 times...should be covered now. Although, I STILL don't think Di needs dreads...they are kind of a sign of bad hygiene...you wouldn't want Di to get fired for smelling nasty and looking bad would you??

Originally Posted by AcaCandy

She'd probably make a great tiki torch

from: http://forums.techguy.org/random-dis...ml#post4913401

[~Candy~]

Thanks BF

[Farmgirl22]

BF, while I'm flattered that you chose one of my posts for nomination...surely you could have found a better one than that!! I'm always witty and charming...I should have been on here several times by now!!