[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Irish men can get redder than any other race of men....he was so red, he was redder than the lipstick I put on him. His name was Bill.

LMAO You are too much, Gabriel.

OK, now back on topic, people! Post of the day!!!

[smooth]

Hey Di

Saw this one posted by jackrabbit Kind of long, but it's a good one.

I once met a young girl and fell head over heels in love. Her parents did not want me around her as they said she was way too young. We still met each other every day after she got out of school. We would have so much fun together and hoped it would last forever, but it did not, she left me . God knows I miss her so much. I soon found myself with this spry young teenager who made me feel just as good. We too had some good times together, but alas it was not to be, she too left me. I soon found myself with a young mother and I just knew this was it. The perfect love! But she too left me. Next I was with a grandmother and so far I am still with her, I hope it will last for a while. Next I hope to meet a great grandmother so the cycle will be complete. I will have tasted all the fruit the world has to offer. Before you judge me as a pervert or a sex offender, every one of these girls is my loving wife of 24 years! We met back in 1970 and went to school together, got out, got married in 1981, had 7 children, and now 2 grandsons. I hope I am with her when our grandchildren make us great grandparents.
Life has not been easy, we had our ups and downs, but we never expect the one to do what the other is not willing to do too! I see too many marriages go bad because of too much control, no one owns no one. Marriage should be forever, as the minister said, "Till death us do part"

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by smooth246

Hey Di

Saw this one posted by jackrabbit Kind of long, but it's a good one.

Excellent!!! I love it!

[smooth]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

Excellent!!! I love it!

Yeah, I thought it was nice. It's funny how he said "Before you judge me as a pervert or a sex offender", I was thinking that exactly. lol

But after finishing reading, it is definitely a heart-filled post.

[contralto]

here's my post of the day, T-di

it's from the pet peeves thread. . .

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

I am with ya, Telstar! I am so over the WOO!

i know it's only an excerpt from your post, but it really made me laugh!

it reminds me of a funny tom hanks movie. . . joe vs. the volcano, or something like that

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by contralto

here's my post of the day, T-di

it's from the pet peeves thread. . .



i know it's only an excerpt from your post, but it really made me laugh!

it reminds me of a funny tom hanks movie. . . joe vs. the volcano, or something like that

Joe vs. The Volcano. Man, I haven't seen that in forever!!!

Oh, and that WOO thing drives me nuts. One time we went to a concert and there were 3 bands and we were there to see the 3rd one, but we got there at like, 7 because it was a small venue and we knew it'd be packed. And I swear the first two bands asked us how DALLAS TEXAS IS DOIN TONIGHT about 50 times. And every time, I'd turn to my friend and say, "I'm doin WOO, how about you?" It's a lot better with the maniacal face and rock n roll hands, though. You'll just have to trust me on that.

[smooth]

This one just made me laugh. It was from the Name My New Cat thread.

Originally Posted by Infidel_Kastro

How about Bob the Wonder Cat
Thats the best pet name ever. When I get a horse to run in the KY Derby, I will call him Bob the Wonder Horse.
The perfect pet name, Bob the Wonder (fill in blank), although I did have an Iguana named Nixon FOD Presley, Esq, the 42nd.

[MightyQueenC]

Post of the day:

Originally Posted by xixo

LOL The self righteous get shot down err chewed up when they critisize the cavities in the lions mouth while they still have their heads so close to the vocal chords. LOL

Seen here, but in any context it's

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by smooth246

This one just made me laugh. It was from the Name My New Cat thread.

Do not encourage him!!! Not sure if you know, but I know IK in-real-life and seriously... he tries to name every new pet Bob the Wonder [animal]. Bob the Wonder Cat, Bob the Wonder Dog, Bob the Wonder Fish. And he actually still calls his mom's chihuahua, who is named Liberty and has been in the family longer than I have (7-ish years).... Bob the Wonder Dog. Poor dog is neurotic enough without an identity crisis.....

[smooth]

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

Do not encourage him!!! Not sure if you know, but I know IK in-real-life and seriously... he tries to name every new pet Bob the Wonder [animal]. Bob the Wonder Cat, Bob the Wonder Dog, Bob the Wonder Fish. And he actually still calls his mom's chihuahua, who is named Liberty and has been in the family longer than I have (7-ish years).... Bob the Wonder Dog. Poor dog is neurotic enough without an identity crisis.....

lol That's even funnier. Just something about naming an animal Bob the Wonder _____ makes me laugh.

[Ciberblade]

Bob the wonder fish?

We should start calling Fish Bob when he gets back

[DiSaidSo]

Originally Posted by Ciberblade

Bob the wonder fish?

We should start calling Fish Bob when he gets back

I'm sure he'd love it. He'd be a little confused by it.....

And here's my nomination for Post of the Day, even though it was posted on Friday.

Originally Posted by InfidelKastro

Drink what you like, chances are, I'm gonna make fun of you know matter what.
Don't forget the umbrella and the fruit buffet on sword either, Princess.

Hee!

[DiSaidSo]

This one by Wendy had us all cracking up (except Slickoe, I presume )

http://forums.techguy.org/3298978-post74.html

Favorite part:

Originally Posted by WendyM

So I assume you don't watch TV, right? Or movies? Or spend hours on the Internet? Oh, wait ...

Hee!

[Chicon]

Hi Di,

I had a good laughing with this :

Originally Posted by DiSaidSo

You know George W. Bush (not-so-fondly referred to as GWB). He’s an idiot who takes extensive vacations and when he finally decides to show up for his job, spends most of it riding his bike with Lance and shooting things. It’s a wonder how he’s found the time to hate black people, oppress the poor, and cut checks to his cronies. I guess all that stuff takes up a lot of time since he doesn’t seem to have time to run the country at all. Since so many people are blaming GWB for everything from global warming to Americans purchasing foreign goods, from the oil industry to corporate America making money, I thought I’d get on the bandwagon and find a few more things that we could blame him for. I mean, he’s really stupid, but he’s still smart enough to plan and execute the occasional conspiracy. C’mon everyone! Always room on the turnip truck for one more!


I am fat: This is because GWB is a friend to small businesses and cuts them breaks. Because of these so-called “breaks,” some jerk went and opened up a restaurant right across the street! The owner went and hired all these people and now I feel obligated to eat there to support our horrible local economy and ingest their delicious salsa (which I’m just positive contains some sort of addictive agent…. Besides the cilantro…. AND if GWB didn’t singlehandedly make all drugs illegal, I would not only be able to find out what goes into the salsa, but I could also buy my own and keep it in the house therefore eliminating my weight problem. It’s my right! Right?) and robust burritos. Also, I am fat because he has failed to make Coca-Cola, Taco Bell, and chocolate pecan pie illegal. Isn’t the government supposed to protect me?

It’s windy: Obviously a tragic side effect of global warming which was so obviously brought on by GWB’s complete inaction regarding the Kyoto Protocol. Even though Bush has only been in office for almost 6 years while the Kyoto Protocol has been in existence for 8, which is actually just an amendment to the UNFCCC which has existed for 13 years, that’s all irrelevant. I mean, he’s just making things worse by sitting on his arse protecting US industry! It’s so obvious. I can’t believe more people can’t see things my way. Anyway. Due to the swift change in temperature, the pressure gradient has been compromised and is now facilitating all kinds of high wind velocities! Which messes up my hair! UGH!

JR’s untimely shooting: What was GWB doing in 1980? Running his new oil business! That’s what! Sure, his business was in Midland and JR was in Dallas, but they’re both in Texas! And both in the oil industry! Those are the facts, y’all. A clear connection. Oh sure, everyone just THINKS Kristen shot JR, but that’s only because that’s what they want you to believe. Karl Rove just set that up. He’s been in on it aaaaaall along! And Rove is obviously the only way GWB can get anything done. Even MUUUUUUUUURDER! Or attempted murder. That too. Does anyone really know where GWB was on March 21, 1980? Yeah, I didn’t think so!

I have to pee: This is clearly because GWB singlehandedly cut taxes for the rich, which includes the owners of Starbucks who razed an old abandoned Dairy Queen around the corner. And because of this, an eyesore was turned into an attractive building with patio seating and at LEAST 11 new jobs, including one jerk (Yeah, I'm lookin at you, "Toby!") who just insists on making the best damn white chocolate mochas I’ve ever had. And if that jerk had never gotten a job at that Starbucks, I wouldn’t have to pee right now. See also: “I am fat.”

I’m hot (temperature): See “It’s windy.” Also, GWB is sucking all the cold air down from Canada to make up for any perceived rise in temperature in the US. Yeah, it’s all a cover-up. What is Canada going to do when they run out of cold air? What everybody does when they run out of cold air! Make snow! And then GWB is gonna send in White Ops (used to be Black Ops, but GWB didn’t want anyone thinking that he endorsed Black anything) to steal that too! You watch. This winter? Snow in the US. Yeah, he’ll try to be sneaky and keep most of it in Alaska, but just know that it’s not our snow. It’s Canadian snow. Stolen Canadian snow. This is so upsetting.

I’m hot (physically): Well, this is GWB’s fault because he was a member of the Texas National Guard when my parents met. And because of him, I have my father’s almond-shaped eyes and my Mom’s flawless cheekbones. Well, maybe GWB wasn’t directly involved, but he hasn’t done anything to fix it during his term as President. Now I’m being ogled all the time and being called “pretty lady” by total strangers! I really don’t know how the guy sleeps at night.

Cancellation of JAG: Clearly, the writers ran out of positive things to say about the military due to the war in Iraq, which we all know is clearly all GWB’s fault. It had absolutely nothing to do with the so-called “Iraq Liberation Act” that passed both the Senate and House handily. In 1998. Oh wait. Wasn’t Clinton President then? Oh crap. Well. Whatever. Still Bush’s fault. They cancelled JAG on his watch! How could he let this happen?

**Special thanks to IK for being really ticked off when JAG got cancelled and being suspicious of JR's attempted murder for 25 years. Straight! He would also like for me to mention that Bush kills puppies.

Your thread : http://forums.techguy.org/civilized-...shs-fault.html

[DiSaidSo]

Thanks, Chicon!