[DiSaidSo]

You know how when you're reading through the threads and one just strikes you as so profound or is just so hilarious that you feel the need to share? I figured it'd be nice to collect them here so we can share with all of our compadres. Because let's be honest, no one reads every thread or every post (OK, maybe Angel, but we can't all be her! ).

So here's my nomination for today. I found it pretty early on in the day, but it still strikes me as pretty darn funny. From Angelize to da Queen:

Originally Posted by Angel

And maybe the people who think you suck are the ones who suck!

Hehehe Any others?

[Bush Lady]

This one came from the story, were the mouse burned the house down.
Posted by angelize

Has the making of a new Dr. Seuss book..."The mouse in the House"!

[MightyQueenC]

OK, Di-Twin, I have no idea why I found this series of posts funny, but I did.
In the first post (#30) Gabriel is telling a nice story and then I get to the last sentence :

I haven't figured out if they taxidermy horses though to put outside the saloon and storefronts.....

and I spewed my tea.

So I dry off the keyboard and monitor and read the next post:

Although I have ruled against the occasional taxidermied rattler a little on the outskirts (in striking mode) ...That would not be a good idea.......there are real rattlers there, and wouldn't want an unsuspecting person to run up to a real one, thinking it is stuffed

Granted, it's not funny (except to me) until I read the next post:

Are we supposed to be debating this?

and then I spew the rest of my tea.
Again, I don't know why I found this all so funny but I think it reminded me of me in Fishy's Thread where I have gone on for pages, posting to myself for my own amusement.

I sure hope Gabriel is not offended at all by me posting the above. I hope she knows I think she's totally fab.

[Gabriel]

Originally Posted by MightyQueenC

OK, Di-Twin, I have no idea why I found this series of posts funny, but I did.
In the first post (#30) Gabriel is telling a nice story and then I get to the last sentence :
and I spewed my tea.

So I dry off the keyboard and monitor and read the next post:
Granted, it's not funny (except to me) until I read the next post:
and then I spew the rest of my tea.
Again, I don't know why I found this all so funny but I think it reminded me of me in Fishy's Thread where I have gone on for pages, posting to myself for my own amusement.

I sure hope Gabriel is not offended at all by me posting the above. I hope she knows I think she's totally fab.

[Gabriel]

No Queeny...I am not the least offended...but it did throw me off when further on Poochee told me it was probably a troll I had been prattling on to all that time I guess I am one way to get rid of them

[Gabriel]

Woops...how did my post get torn in half

Anyway Q. I just wanted you to know you are fab too.

[MightyQueenC]

Thanks and I don't think that guy's a troll, but time will tell Have a great night. .

PS I wear men's clothes every chance I get. Right now: joe boxer briefs and a man's white cotton shirt. Comfy

[Guyzer]

Originally Posted by MightyQueenC

PS I wear men's clothes every chance I get. Right now: joe boxer briefs and a man's white cotton shirt. Comfy

MQ there are things women are allowed to do that ............. skip it.

[Bush Lady]

Originally Posted by Wimpy369

MQ there are things women are allowed to do that ............. skip it.

I don't think that us girls will ever see a guy in a skirt.

[treespirit]

Originally Posted by Bush Lady

I don't think that us girls will ever see a guy in a skirt.

Unless it's a kilt

[poochee]

Originally Posted by Gabriel

No Queeny...I am not the least offended...but it did throw me off when further on Poochee told me it was probably a troll I had been prattling on to all that time I guess I am one way to get rid of them

Sorry...

[Bush Lady]

Originally Posted by treespirit

Unless it's a kilt

Don't you just love them hairy black legs.

[treespirit]

Originally Posted by Bush Lady

Don't you just love them hairy black legs.

[Gabriel]

Maybe one of them will post us a photo

[Gabriel]

In the past I have attempted to at least make-up the face of all of my long-term relationship guys.
They are very uncomfortable with this. I have never got one to completely dress up. I did get a dress on one though, and teased his hair, and put listick on him....but someone came to the door, and he freaked out and was in the bathroom a long time.......he couldn't get all the mascara off.....it was funny to watch the burley Irish guy (that worked on river barges) feverishly try to remove mascara for the first time with baby oil and tissues.....and get the oil in his eyes. He was an emotional basket case for a while after that......Irish men can get redder than any other race of men....he was so red, he was redder than the lipstick I put on him. His name was Bill.

I hope he isn't on this forum by some horrible hand of fate....he will know itis him, and probablynever come back