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02-Dec-2006, 01:14 AM
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| With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions." The minister inquired trips to where? "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China." The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?" Ralph replied, "I'm going to go get her."  |
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02-Dec-2006, 09:44 PM
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| Good Catholic... An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to he local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father ... During World War! II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed Forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" 
__________________ JAN  THE MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE, IT WORKS BEST WHEN IT'S OPENED |
02-Dec-2006, 10:00 PM
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03-Dec-2006, 03:17 AM
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| Think you're a mild-mannered, peace-loving, God-fearing, fine, upstanding citizen....right...  The spirit of evil reigns in all of us....  Just take the quiz.........  http://www.quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=100416&first=yes PS> I'm Michael Myers.... The quiz is 50 questions long. |
03-Dec-2006, 03:32 AM
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| im Freddy Krueger theres something wrong with that quiz |
03-Dec-2006, 04:15 AM
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