[help4me]

LMAO.... I ..... AM.... PINHEAD!!!!!!

Hulk....how do you like your number one fan now?????

[Hulk701]

Originally Posted by help4me

LMAO.... I ..... AM.... PINHEAD!!!!!!

Hulk....how do you like your number one fan now?????

I hate to tell ya babe but Pinheaad is my LEAST favorite monster. We might have to re-consider this groupie thing....

On second thought if you can be sweet with Michael Myers than what's a few needles between friends....

[help4me]

Originally Posted by Hulk701

I hate to tell ya babe but Pinheaad is my LEAST favorite monster. We might have to re-consider this groupie thing....

On second thought if you can be sweet with Michael Myers than what's a few needles between friends....

Oh you stars are so fickle...... a gal shows a little temper....and you want to "reconsider" everything

[talon03]

Lol I came out as Jigsaw....
you had best all be scared....

[Hulk701]

Originally Posted by talon03

Lol I came out as Jigsaw....
you had best all be scared....

Thanks for the "Star" remark Bonnie, but I'm sure you're referring to Michael. And as for you Jigsaw, your second movie suckeddd....

BTW, riddle me this: what happens if you get scared half-to-death twice...

[help4me]

Originally Posted by Hulk701

Thanks for the "Star" remark Bonnie, but I'm sure you're referring to Michael. And as for you Jigsaw, your second movie suckeddd....

BTW, riddle me this: what happens if you get scared half-to-death twice...

As your groupie.... why would I refer to anyone else as a star?????

[Hulk701]

Originally Posted by help4me

As your groupie.... why would I refer to anyone else as a star?????

You're right, my bad...

[help4me]

Originally Posted by Hulk701

You're right, my bad...

Hon..... I am always right....

AND if you say "my bad" ever again.... I'll take away your "star" status....and yes....I can do that

*hugs*

[Hulk701]

[help4me]

[franca]

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table she turned to her six-year old son and asked, "Would you like to say grace?" "I wouldn't know what to say," Little Johnny replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. Little Johnny bowed his head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people over to dinner!"

[lexmarks567]

Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he gave everything up; he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to start drinking till death.

Surprisingly, a few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and unexpectedly finds him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful.

"Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "You seem to be doing much better. How?"
"I met a friend of mine," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE meeting at our local bar!"
"Cured you in only ONE meeting???!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah," continues Joe, "my friend is an engineer."
“An engineer?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."

[Couriant]

Originally Posted by help4me

As your groupie.... why would I refer to anyone else as a star?????

[Couriant]

Originally Posted by Hulk701

Think you're a mild-mannered, peace-loving, God-fearing, fine, upstanding citizen....right...

The spirit of evil reigns in all of us....

Just take the quiz.........

http://www.quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=100416&first=yes

PS> I'm Michael Myers....

The quiz is 50 questions long.

I was tied with Pinhead and Jigsaw (15% each, rest was 0%) and the tie breaker made me Jigsaw.

[lexmarks567]

This morning on I- 40, I looked over to my
left and there was a
woman

in a brand new

Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped
my electric shaver,
which knocked
the donut
out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked

my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.

.

Damn WOMEN drivers !