[Shamou]

Many labs are thinking of replacing rats with lawyers to do experiments… the reasons are threefold:

1. Lawyers are very easy to find…

2. The technicians do not get so easily attached to them…

3. And, they are always willing to do things that rats would never do…

[dotty999]

Originally Posted by Shamou

Many labs are thinking of replacing rats with lawyers to do experiments… the reasons are threefold:

1. Lawyers are very easy to find…

2. The technicians do not get so easily attached to them…

3. And, they are always willing to do things that rats would never do…

you mean... stoop real low

[izme]

but a rat won't pull you arse out of a hole that someone else put you in

[dotty999]

Originally Posted by izme

but a rat won't pull you arse out of a hole that someone else put you in

nor will it charge you the earth to get you out

[izme]

Originally Posted by dotty999

nor will it charge you the earth to get you out

There's a price for everything

[dotty999]

Originally Posted by izme

There's a price for everything

but some of us are priceless

[izme]

Originally Posted by dotty999

but some of us are priceless

You've got that right sweety!

My dad used to say "I wouldn't take a million dollars for you, but I wouldn't give a wooden nickel for another one just like you"

[izme]

Good night Sweet Dot

[dotty999]

good night sweetie

[Davec]

Originally Posted by Shamou

Many labs are thinking of replacing rats with lawyers to do experiments… the reasons are threefold:

1. Lawyers are very easy to find…

2. The technicians do not get so easily attached to them…

3. And, they are always willing to do things that rats would never do…

In the interest of fair and balanced reporting I must mention the problem with the proposal:

It's much harder to extrapolate the results of experiments to humans when using lawyers.

[Hulk701]

Originally Posted by Davec

In the interest of fair and balanced reporting I must mention the problem with the proposal:

It's much harder to extrapolate the results of experiments to humans when using lawyers.

You're right, rats would be much more accurate...

[franca]

An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. "What's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried it with her right hand, then her left. Then she tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out, and we still can't get the lid off the bloody bottle."

[Zaney1]

A Billionaire decided he needed some excitement in his life and decided to hold a Fear Factor type of contest. Having gotten so bored he offered anyone who would swim the length of his shark infested pool anything they desired. A lot of people showed up, most out of curiosity. For a long time no one seemed interested in taking the Billionaire up on his challenge. Suddenly there was a splash and all eyes were riveted to the figure of a man swimming through the pool with one hand and punching an shark on the snout with the other. Horror turned to relief as he man emerged from the opposite end of the pool. The Billionaire pushed through the throng and exasperated asked what the man wanted from him. The man was trying to regain his breath. The Billionaire asked "Do you want my Billions ? The man huffed and puffed. Do you want my daughter, he asked ? What do you want , anything I have is yours. The man finally got his breath and said " I want the SOB who pushed me in.

[franca]

Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

[Couriant]

Originally Posted by franca

Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

ooooooohhhhhh....