[Couriant]

Because of the nature of this picture, I am only going to post the link. This is definately NFW!

I can't believe that this was on TV, but it is MSNBC...


http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/...+screwup+ever/

[smooth]

Wow, that is a bad screw up.

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by franca

Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

you can add how many men does it take to change a loo roll as well.. thats never happened

[Couriant]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

you can add how many men does it take to change a loo roll as well.. thats never happened

Not true. I do it at home because my wife doesn't. she just leaves it on the toilet instead of putting it on the roller.

[Couriant]

Originally Posted by smooth

Wow, that is a bad screw up.

tell me about it.

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by Couriant

tell me about it.

well not in my house lol and i live with 6 males

[smooth]

Originally Posted by Couriant

tell me about it.

Was that the guys name they mispelled or his position or what?

[WhitPhil]

Real name is Niger

[smooth]

Thanks WhitPhil.

[Couriant]

That has to the most unfortunate name to have for a black republican. Surely someone got fired for that.

[Greytabby]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

you can add how many men does it take to change a loo roll as well.. thats never happened

once my husband and i were at a store and he was telling the clerk (who was a male) about how i never put the roll on the holder. (to which i admit i am guilty) he said, for weeks it stays off. so i looked at another woman and said what these men don't realize is if it is off for weeks apparently we aren't the only ones who aren't putting the rolls on the holders. men! lol how can we help but love them.

[bassetman]

Subject: FW: Fwd: Senior Citizens


What retired people do all day...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a
shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi so and so. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.

I suggested he should try stool softeners to improve his attitude.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. I offered him a hemorrhoid suppository, suggesting it might
help him fit his head in there. He started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets h e wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun ;each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

[Shamou]

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.

Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.

Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself.

Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her.

Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you, too?"

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin'.

[Shamou]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
(You MUST read them aloud)
English Chinese

That's not right Sum Ting Wong

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone No Pah King

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

[Hulk701]

Those are good jokes gang,

The Twilight Zone is a dimension of sight, sound, and of mind. Every thing's different.

Why did you you know that 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling