[franca]

Q: What goes "Nort, Nort"?
A: A bull with a cleft palate.

[piper_maru81]

Originally Posted by franca

Q: What goes "Nort, Nort"?
A: A bull with a cleft palate.

LMAO! I love stupid jokes! They are the best.

[Shamou]

Originally Posted by piper_maru81

LMAO! I love stupid jokes! They are the best.

If you love stupid joke... you're gonna adore Frank...

Sorry Frank... I could not resist...

[bassetman]

Originally Posted by Couriant

I posted this somewhere else and too funny not to share

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i8Q8IyPE2aY

Funny

[lexmarks567]

knock knock
whos there
car go
car go who
car go BEEP BEEP

[Zaney1]

A guy is looking into buying a hunting dog and consults a good ole boy his friend mentioned.
The Good Ole boy takes the guy down by the river with his best dog. He tells the dog " go get 'em" and the dog takes off. A couple of minutes later the dog returns and barks twice. The two follow to find two ducks nearby. In another demonstration of the dog's prowess 4 barks reveal 4 ducks. The guy buys the dog on the spot.
A few weeks later the guy brings the dog back to the good ole boy and demands his money back. Confused, the good ole boy asks what the problem is. The guy says " the dog's crazy, he don't do nothin' for me". Good ole boy asks " what'd he do"? The guy says he came back walkin' all wobbly carrying a stick in his mouth & shakin' his head.
The good ole boy says " hell, you the fool. that dog was trying to tell you there was more ducks than you could hake a stick at".

[piper_maru81]

Originally Posted by Zaney1

A guy is looking into buying a hunting dog and consults a good ole boy his friend mentioned.
The Good Ole boy takes the guy down by the river with his best dog. He tells the dog " go get 'em" and the dog takes off. A couple of minutes later the dog returns and barks twice. The two follow to find two ducks nearby. In another demonstration of the dog's prowess 4 barks reveal 4 ducks. The guy buys the dog on the spot.
A few weeks later the guy brings the dog back to the good ole boy and demands his money back. Confused, the good ole boy asks what the problem is. The guy says " the dog's crazy, he don't do nothin' for me". Good ole boy asks " what'd he do"? The guy says he came back walkin' all wobbly carrying a stick in his mouth & shakin' his head.
The good ole boy says " hell, you the fool. that dog was trying to tell you there was more ducks than you could hake a stick at".

LOL... very funny. This reminds me of a joke my dad would tell! LOL He is a funny guy though so take it as a compliment!

[Hulk701]

Good jokes gang,

Couriant, that vid was hillarious. Franca, loved the postal jokes and the cat pics. Perhaps This pic should have been called, "What Were They Thinking..http://bonehead.oddballs.com/Anchor.html

[franca]

Originally Posted by piper_maru81

LMAO! I love stupid jokes! They are the best.

Thanks piper.......

[franca]

Originally Posted by Shamou

If you love stupid joke... you're gonna adore Frank...

Sorry Frank... I could not resist...

Hey S! what are friends for........ .

[lexmarks567]

lead singer of green jelly on space ghost

[franca]

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

[help4me]

Oh Frank..... you get me everytime

[piper_maru81]

A farmer was working in his field when he saw a rabitt hopping across the road. Suddenly, he saw a man speed down the road in a red convertible and hit the rabitt. The farmer was on his way to check on the animal when he saw the convertible back up, stop, and a man get out. The man took a bottle out of his backseat and went over to the rabitt. He poured the entire bottle of liquid down the rabitt's throat, tossed the bottle to the side, and drove away. A few seconds later the rabitt got up, waved at the farmer and started to hop away. It stopped, turned and waved again, and hopped a little farther. It continued to do this all the way down the road until the farmer could no longer see him. The farmer, intrigued, walked over to the bottle that the man had discarded and read the label:
Hair restorer with permanent wave.

[franca]

Originally Posted by help4me

Oh Frank..... you get me everytime

Thanks Babe...... ttyl hago.......YNWA x.