[ferrija1]

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

[ferrija1]

The Pointless Family Photo of the Year
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t...ooftheYear.jpg

[Zaney1]

Originally Posted by ferrija1

The Pointless Family Photo of the Year
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t...ooftheYear.jpg

Why pointless ? I say it's the most amazing family photo I've ever seen. Imean the resemblance is uncanny! Are the clowns, I mean clones ?

[Greytabby]

mine won't let me see it. it says bandwidth exceeded.

[lexmarks567]

Originally Posted by Greytabby

mine won't let me see it. it says bandwidth exceeded.

same here

[franca]

An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it's soon time for the healing portion of the show.

"If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on the television, and one hand on the part of your body that ails you!" The old man places one hand on the television and one hand on his groin.

"Oh, don't be stupid!" says the old woman. "He said heal, not raise the dead!"

[lexmarks567]

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer Are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops Out. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says The Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also Farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With a Blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for Farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our Precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there Was a huge wall around those countries. The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about This wall." The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and Completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?" The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water

[Island Girl]

The owner of a golf course in Newfoundland was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Newfoundland and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

[ferrija1]

Here it is. It was on Digg, and when stuff makes it to the front page of Digg, there is actually a big problem that the site sometimes goes down or it reaches the max. bandwidth.

[MorrisAO]

From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious.

---------------------------------------------------------------

"I miss Bill Clinton"

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

[Island Girl]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
an oil shortage here in Canada
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low .
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in
~~~
Alberta
~~~
Newfoundland
~~~
Saskatchewan
and
B.C.
~~~
.
.
.
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
OTTAWA , ONTARIO

[ferrija1]

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

[remaja]

Originally Posted by ferrija1

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

funny yet sensible word. good one

[remaja]

Originally Posted by ferrija1

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

funny yet sensible words. good one

[Hulk701]

"I don't believe the world is flat but some of the political world are similar to flatulence."


-I'm sorry but, I just had to pass that.