[franca]

This is a scream !!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches,
drove them to school,
came home and
picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries,
paid the bills and
balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M............................
and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30...............................
he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and
put them to bed.
At 9 P.M............................
he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have
to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."

This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

[franca]

Originally Posted by Island Girl

Dear Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

[Blackmirror]

Make your own zoo

[Blackmirror]

Love

[ferrija1]

[ferrija1]

I Am An Idiot
http://soli.inav.net/~catalyst/Humor/idiot.htm

[MorrisAO]

Originally Posted by ferrija1

heh heh.. how true.

[MorrisAO]

Originally Posted by franca

This is a scream !!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches,
drove them to school,
came home and
picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries,
paid the bills and
balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M............................
and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30...............................
he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and
put them to bed.
At 9 P.M............................
he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have
to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."

This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

Hilarious!

[ferrija1]

[remaja]

Originally Posted by franca

This is a scream !!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches,
drove them to school,
came home and
picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries,
paid the bills and
balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M............................
and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30...............................
he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and
put them to bed.
At 9 P.M............................
he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have
to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."

This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

yeah all husband and children must thank mom, and wife.

[ferrija1]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

Make your own zoo

That's funny......and creative.

[franca]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.





"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"


Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy...
even these silly little cute... and clean jokes
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ferrija1]

[franca]

Originally Posted by ferrija1

Have fun.......

[ferrija1]

Originally Posted by franca

Have fun.......