[Shamou]

[Hulk701]

Originally Posted by Shamou

Isn't this amazing?

TAXES
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Court Fines (indirect taxes)
Dog License! Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Septic Permit Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Toll Booth Taxes
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and
local surcharge taxes
Telephone mi nimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Toll Bridge Taxes
Toll Tunnel Taxes
Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)
Trailer Registration Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS:
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened!?!

Too many women working instead of staying at home takin' care of the kids.....that's what's wrong!

[franca]

Q: What's full of T, starts with T, and ends with T?

A: A teapot!

[poochee]

This is a cute one.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~shelby30.../nowindows.htm

[Davec]

Originally Posted by poochee

This is a cute one.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~shelby30.../nowindows.htm

Making excuses for Spanky are you?

[Shamou]

Originally Posted by poochee

This is a cute one.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~shelby30.../nowindows.htm

...puleeze... don't let my wife see that one...

[RSM123]

Engrish for begrinners:

[Hulk701]

Those are good gang,,,

[Hulk701]

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.

Q: What's the difference between a dumpster full of dead lawyers and a basket full of dead kittens?

A: Who'd ever what to shoot a kitten....

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over a candlestick.


But Jack wasn't so nimble,
because Jack was ripped


Now Jack's stuck in bed,
with a burnt...with a burnt.......with a burnt........with a burnt.......with a burnt.......

[Shamou]

Originally Posted by Hulk701

Those are good gang,,,

freeloader... don't just clap... contribute...

[Hulk701]

Originally Posted by Shamou

freeloader... don't just clap... contribute...

whassa matter????

didn't ya get my Jack joke....

[Shamou]

Originally Posted by Hulk701

whassa matter????

didn't ya get my Jack joke....

...if you look at the post time, you'll see that we posted at the same time...

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.

...that one was extremely funny... so... clap... clap... clap... on my part...

[poochee]

Originally Posted by Shamou

...puleeze... don't let my wife see that one...

[ohheck]

Bill Gates is retiring!

http://pez.multiply.com/video/item/30

[InfernoReaper]

Originally Posted by Hulk701

Too many women working instead of staying at home takin' care of the kids.....that's what's wrong!

Gas would be so cheap if it wasnt taxed

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!