The New Joke / Humor Thread (Mambo No. #5!) - Page 4

help4me · 06-Jul-2006, 12:47 AM **#46**

Our two awards. Acceptable to everyone?

BTW...ya know I luvs ya Shamou

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Hulk701 · 06-Jul-2006, 01:02 AM **#47**

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Originally Posted by help4me

Our two awards. Acceptable to everyone?

BTW...ya know I luvs ya Shamou

..................

Wow, those are great Bonnie. You're quite the Artiste....

BTW, what is that Franca is trying to shoot????

an arrow or some sort of projectile....:confused

help4me · 06-Jul-2006, 01:04 AM **#48**

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Originally Posted by Hulk701

Wow, those are great Bonnie. You're quite the Artiste....

BTW, what is that Franca is trying to shoot????

an arrow or some sort of projectile....

It's a rose

It's amazing what you can do with photo shop isn't it?

And thank you btw

help4me · 06-Jul-2006, 01:08 AM **#49**

So do I post the awards in "suggestions" to see if we can get them added as some sort of feature for this thread?

valley · 06-Jul-2006, 01:34 AM **#50**

CATHOLIC GASOLINE

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
would have it, a gas station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that
she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the
patient.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it
with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across
the street. One of the them turned to the other and said, "If it
starts, I'm turning Catholic."

valley · 06-Jul-2006, 01:37 AM **#51**

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Originally Posted by help4me

It's a rose

Hey Bonnie...I totally saw that it was a rose!

Nice work, too!

help4me · 06-Jul-2006, 01:39 AM **#52**

Thanks Valley

Btw...LMAO...at your joke

Hulk701 · 06-Jul-2006, 03:10 AM **#53**

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Originally Posted by help4me

So do I post the awards in "suggestions" to see if we can get them added as some sort of feature for this thread?

Sure, go for it..

Good Joke Valley

help4me · 06-Jul-2006, 03:12 AM **#54**

Sir Hulk has spoken...so thy will be done

Hulk701 · 06-Jul-2006, 03:14 AM **#55**

Thank you my loyal groupie...

help4me · 06-Jul-2006, 03:14 AM **#56**

LOL....you're welcome

remaja · 06-Jul-2006, 06:10 AM **#57**

wow the awards look great. (moodless tone)

Hulk701 · 08:36 AM

Montana State Police released statistics today that stated that last year 48,000 motorists in that state did not use seat belts while driving.

Unofficial sources listed the reason as untangling a seat belt in one hand while juggling a six-pack and saddle-bag in the other

Couriant · 06-Jul-2006, 09:30 AM **#59**

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Originally Posted by help4me

So do I post the awards in "suggestions" to see if we can get them added as some sort of feature for this thread?

yup

franca · 06-Jul-2006, 10:45 AM **#60**

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Originally Posted by Hulk701

How about this:

Now that is funny ! your good '' Sir Hulka Mania ''

.......witch award shall we give him for it guy's ?....

But I think this would be better.........

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