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Originally Posted by Farmgirl22 OH yes, the underwear get folded...in a certain way...
And we have a hand shower, so sometimes the cord and stuff twist the shower head so that it faces towards the wall or towards the curtain...he never looks before he turns on the shower, and gets all upset when it sprays him in the face as he's getting in...He apparently has an inability to adjust the thing so it points where he wants it to, thus he whines about it....loudly and often. |
pay him back start whining over every little thing. beat him at his own game. he what he does

don't wives do it all the time anyway
Oh Gosh, here we go again.
A fella can't get no rest around this joint.
Well, she got up this morning at six a.m.,
She was as grumpy as can be.
Not a chance of sleepin' late,
'Cos she started vacuuming.
Said: "Get your lazy butt up Cledus,
"You gotta take me to the Mall.
"Don't forget to bring them credit cards,
"'Cos I'm a'gonna use 'em all."
Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands.
A bunch a female General Schwarzkopfs,
A' barkin' off their commands.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Oh they whine like hell if they break a nail).
Wives do it, all the time.
Oh, her make up's scattered all over the place,
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust.
Didn't leave no gas in my pick up,
And she hates the way I get my hair cut.
You know you sure are a cold one, baby,
You get green with jealousy,
When I steal your Victoria Sacred,
Or watch Mindy on CMT.
Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands.
You know they lose all their sweetness,
When we give 'em that wedding band.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Well, they never fail, to find a sale.)
Wives do it, all the time.
Well, she might just get frisky tonight,
So I won't get no-where near her.
And if she says: "Coyte, come on to bed,"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her.
OOOOOh.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore.)
Wives do it, all the time.
Yeah, wives do it.
All the time, all the time.
Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.
Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.
Yeah, wives do it.
Mine does it all the time.