OK, without looking at a contestant list, here is what I remember from last night.... It was basically a Gloria Estefan/Santana night. And wow, it was way too boring for a Latin night. And yes, Jennifer Lopez was charming & surprisingly helpful!

I think a lot of people were surprised by that.
Melinda.... was technically good, but kinda boring. I think it had more to do with song choice than just being Melinda. She is excellent. Let us sing her praises once more.
Lakisha.... don't remember much except that her boobies were HUGE!

I guess she sang OK. Hanna, it cracks me up that you hate her hair. I don't know why.
Chris.... I am liking him less and less every week. We already HAVE a Justin Timberlake and we like him just the way he is! All I hear when I listen to Chris sing is "Where one note will do, I will sing six." And his voice is a little whiny. But I'd take him over approximately half of the remaining contestants, so there you go.
Jordin.... is great and I love her. Period.
Haley... is really pretty.
Sanjaya... when he turns down the cheese and stops attention-whoring, maybe he doesn't sound so bad. He still needs to shave, though. BLEUCH!
That's six.... who am I missing?
BLAKE!.... Oh yeah, I did like him last night. I also find him very likable in general.
And
Phil.... You know, he could take a cue from Sanjaya (I can't believe I just said that) and just quit trying so darn hard. Seriously. Just relax and enjoy the song. But I fear that he won't get that chance since I'm pretty sure he'll go tonight. So here is my latest, but hopefully not my last, rendition of the Phil Collage.