[bomb #21]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

Im covered in bees.............................................

JAM!!!


Breville monkeys.

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by bomb #21

JAM!!!


Breville monkeys.

[bomb #21]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

You! Cake or death?

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by bomb #21

You! Cake or death?

OOH cake please ..

Never put a sock in a toaster

[bomb #21]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

Never put a sock in a toaster

Enter socks: "Has the programme started yet?"



Cats drilling behind the sofa.

[Blackmirror]

[QUOTE=bomb #21]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

Never put a sock in a toaster[/QUOTE
Enter socks: "Has the programme started yet?"



Cats drilling behind the sofa.

I used to keep all my make-up
in a squirrel hole up the tree.

[DarqueMist]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

OOH cake please ..

Never put a sock in a toaster

Isn't it common knowledge that a microwave does a wonderful job with socks?

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by DarqueMist

Isn't it common knowledge that a microwave does a wonderful job with socks?

No lol

He'd tell the kids, "I advise you
to get a career, what can I say?"

He took me aside and said,
"Tell me your dreams."

"I want to be an astronaut,
discover new things."

He said, "Look, you're British,
so scale it down a bit."

"All right, I want to work
in a shoe shop, then.

"Discover shoes that no one's ever
discovered in the back of the shop."

"Look, you're British,
so scale it down a bit."

"All right, I want to work
in a sewer, then.

"And discover sewage
no one's ever discovered

"and pile it on my head, surface
and sell myself to an art gallery."


He said, "What the ****
have you been smoking?

[bomb #21]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

I used to keep all my make-up in a squirrel hole up the tree.

Must get round to watching that kind of biopic documentary spoof F W Murnau making of Nosferatu thing with Malkovich & some action transvestite from Xmas that I've not got round to yet.

It was a really crappy day, now it's not so bad. Thanks Donna, TTYL.

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by bomb #21

Must get round to watching that kind of biopic documentary spoof F W Murnau making of Nosferatu thing with Malkovich & some action transvestite from Xmas that I've not got round to yet.

It was a really crappy day, now it's not so bad. Thanks Donna, TTYL.

You are very welcome .. doesnt take much to brighten someones day

[DarqueMist]

I was microwaving my socks just the other mourning when I noticed an odd smell, so I say to myself ... "I wonder what that strange smell is?"

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by DarqueMist

I was microwaving my socks just the other mourning when I noticed an odd smell, so I say to myself ... "I wonder what that strange smell is?"

You have socks for breakfast????

[DarqueMist]

Originally Posted by Blackmirror

You have socks for breakfast????

Don't be silly .... I had an appointment at the Ministry of Silly Walks and have always found to be my most impressive while wearing freshly microwaved socks.

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by DarqueMist

Don't be silly .... I had an appointment at the Ministry of Silly Walks and have always found to be my most impressive while wearing freshly microwaved socks.

that explains it then

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Life ain't fair.