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Originally Posted by DarqueMist Isn't it common knowledge that a microwave does a wonderful job with socks? |
No lol
He'd tell the kids, "I advise you
to get a career, what can I say?"
He took me aside and said,
"Tell me your dreams."
"I want to be an astronaut,
discover new things."
He said, "Look, you're British,
so scale it down a bit."
"All right, I want to work
in a shoe shop, then.
"Discover shoes that no one's ever
discovered in the back of the shop."
"Look, you're British,
so scale it down a bit."
"All right, I want to work
in a sewer, then.
"And discover sewage
no one's ever discovered
"and pile it on my head, surface
and sell myself to an art gallery."
He said, "What the ****
have you been smoking?
