[valis]

what if you've experienced some of the things on the list? For instance, I've authority and I have never really gotten along well.

Authority: do this now, please.

Me: *punch*

Does this mean I've been abducted?

Hope not, as I sorta dislike authority on a general basis.

[Stoner]

Guess you have to figure the odds out of 52 possibilities

[valis]

heck, that's like a deck of cards.......

and I knows me poker.........

[buffoon]

Originally Posted by Stoner

I keep asking myself....how in the world can I be sure I was really abducted by aliens and it wasn't just a bad dream?
Well.....I came across a web site that attempts to answer exactly that>

http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_abduction.html




Anyone experience the whole list?..........................( )

Yup, including
#'13.

As a result I wound up married.

And over the years I've regained control of my mind and realized she was always totally alien to me.

[bp936]

got kicked off the net ar least 40 times this morning so I just can't figure out, if I HAD been abducted or not and now I have to leave,

I AM sure
aliens prevent me to see this thread.
I will trick them and try the desktop later,

love your studies,

[bp936]

doing the Abduction test, it must have happened but I don't remember,


1.yes, I always loose time
4, yes, -lightning struck fusebox
11. yes, mission= gotta find out if Armstrong landed or not
12.yes, once per hour Kaspersky tells me I am being attacked by the Helkern virus, I do feel anxious
16, yes, someone tried to break in at night, called police
18. yes, strong fears when driving- to many idiots on road= or aliens?
21, yes, alien beside me whacked me with his wristwatch
24, yes, Stoner made me do it. now I am interested in Aliens
29, yes, tinnitus
32, yes, blame it on age
48, yes, not trusting politicians, look all the stuff they won't tell us
51, 52, yes, look what thread I am in

http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_abduction.html

I think that's the site I also found a lot of info.

[Stoner]

oh my! This looks interesting.
"Obama's secret death panels killed off all the space aliens "

You know those Obamacare Death Panels that Lou Dobbs keeps talking about? I know, you can't actually find any such things in the health care reform bill, but that's because the same Kenyans who forged Barack Obama's birth certificate wrote the nasty parts in invisible ink. Just hold H.R. 3200 up to a light bulb, et voila! You'll see the whole thing. Just ask yourself this: if Obama's Secret Death Panels don't exist, then why don't we see any Space Aliens? Get it? Obama already killed all the aliens off! You know, testing the program on extraterrestrials. It all makes sense!

!!!!

[bp936]

it makes sense, but where did you find this info, there might be some more interesting stuff.

While searching for Aliens, I forgot the "A"and this is what I got:
Attorney lien survives bankruptcy despite failure to notify
but I was looking for somegthing like this:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s3i56269

Aliens rule the world
betelgeuse

According to Alan Hudson a Private Investigator from Scotland aliens have been running the world for over 100 years.

You can forget all the conspiracy theories about the iluminati what is really happening would blow your mind. The creatures are little grey men with large eyes who come from a planet they call Luminati that orbits the giant star Betelgeuse which is in the constellation of orion. Their Sun is shrinking and will eventually die therefore their plan is to eventually move to earth within the next 200 years.

They are controlling certain world leaders like puppets and help them control the masses by mass brainwashing through newspapers and television,they have orchestrated wars and use the power of religious indoctrination to divide and conquer the easiest way to control people. Their eventual aim is to heat up the planet kill of most of the human race and use the rest of us as slaves.

Hudson provided photographs of aliens,recordings of discussions between the aliens and world leaders and strange metal material that you can crush in your hand but immediately comes together again like a sheet of paper. Although he allowed us to examine the material he would not allow us to leave with any of it. Looks like were all doomed.

[bp936]

Russia hopes nuclear ship will fly humans to Mars
http://www.physorg.com/news176033450.html

AP) -- Russia should build a new nuclear-powered spaceship for prospective manned missions to Mars and other planets,

I guess they haven't heard that Armstrong never landed on the moon, because it is not possible to catapult humans into space.

[Stoner]

Just a little something to scare the hell out of the American voter ...........!


Kucinich: Space Alien Enabler?
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ach...n_enabler.html
excerpts>

When Dennis Kucinich was confronted last night with his alleged history as a flying saucer enthusiast -- wait, that sounds too harsh, so let's just say his history of hearing directions beamed into his brain from a UFO hovering silently over Shirley MacLaine's house (yes, that's what MacLaine says in her new book) -- he ritually sought political cover from Jimmy Carter.

Tim Russert: The godmother of your daughter, Shirley MacLaine, writes in her new book that you sighted a UFO over her home in Washington state, that you found the encounter extremely moving, that it was a "triangular craft, silent and hovering," that you "felt a connection to your heart and heard directions in your mind." Now, did you see a UFO?

Kucinich: I did

But>

I didn't

I'm moving my -- it's -- and I'm also going to move my campaign office to Roswell, New Mexico, and another one in Exeter, New Hampshire, OK? And also, you have to keep in mind that more -- that Jimmy Carter saw a UFO and also that more people in this country have seen UFOs than I think approve of George Bush's presidency.

But get this>
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=38f_1228776972&c=1
Kucinich: It's "Unfair and Insane" That Obama Hasn't Chosen me for a Cabinet Post.....

Seems rather obvious to me that there has been alien intervention at the highest levels.....perhaps one faction against the other......grays versus reptilians, perhaps


The Truth is out there

[Stoner]

Astronauts gone wild.....a must see>

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ef_1178050244


(personally....I'd have hit him too )

[Stoner]

Speaking of voting and influenced elections........
Headline>
Proven! Space Alien ReEducation Camp Agenda Behind Maine NO on 1 Campaign!


http://irregulartimes.com/index.php/...on-1-campaign/


Something to do with same sex marriages and space aliens...................( )






If that's the real true Truth........maybe I don't want to know

[bp936]

can't find your link, but looked at Irregular times, there sure is a lot of info. and the fights described.
Maybe the aliens deleted the site you referred to.

You should ALWAYS want to know what's going on, how else can we find the truth if not knowing the other side.

And who would vote for a guy like Kucinich? Is this for real? I can't believe what I read about him.
As an outsider (not living in the USA) it's unbelievable for me to think that someone like this got elected. I just hope not too many politicians in the world are of the same belief. This is why we have to find out everything.

[Stoner]

Oh my this is a good find .............
Believe it ....or Not!

government was denying they had any interest in extra-terrestrials, yet they had a law which forbid contact with ETs and their craft.

THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL EXPOSURE LAW
http://www.beyondweird.com/etlaw.html

excerpts>

On 16 July 1969, a United States law was passed called the "Extra-Terrestrial Exposure Law" that made it illegal for the public to come in contact with extra-terrestrials or their vehicles.

!

Anyone found guilty of such contact could face up to one year imprisonment as well as a fine of $5000. Also, any individual who had been "exposed" could be quarantined under armed guard by the NASA administrator without a hearing.

People in the UFO community especially were alarmed with the law because its broad definitions could allow the US government to prosecute people in NASA as well as individuals of the general public who come into contact with extra-terrestrials and their vehicles.

The government........bunch of hypocrites


The Truth is out there
Go find it and drag it back

[bp936]

that just shows you how governments work.
First they brainwash you into believing then they deny everything.

http://www.snopes.com/legal/et.asp
this law was removed by the government in 1991.
(can't quote)