[buffoon]

Originally Posted by Stoner

Pretty good here.....but dodging all those thrown moon rocks.


Even Whoopi Goldberg has serious doubts....and how much better an authoritative source can there be?
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/vid..._theories.html

Well didn't she man the cocktail bar on Enterprise for years? There's space experience there surely?

[Stoner]

Originally Posted by buffoon

Well didn't she man the cocktail bar on Enterprise for years? There's space experience there surely?

I've probably offended most of the Moon conspiracy theorists here, might as well go for the gold ...............I never liked Star Trek Next Generation ( )

Sure, it made a lot of money, had good ratings....but what a boat load of dorks ( )
In 7 seasons....the concept of science fiction was irreparably damaged with the trash talking pseudo techno lingo they used to fill up the the vast empty spaces devoid of plot ( yeah, yeah......Jack can go burn in hell....I hear ya )


Picard was a wuss.......



Let's hear it from the trekkies ........

[Skivvywaver]

You know the part of the conspiracy that really gets me? That whole Apollo 13 sideshow. You know, the time we pretended we were going to go to the moon and then pretended there was an accident and we couldn't go. Even pretended the astronauts might die for good measure.

Brilliant I say. Totally freakin brilliant.

[Skivvywaver]

Hiya Jack.

[Blackmirror]

Originally Posted by Skivvywaver

Hiya Jack.

ello handsome

[Stoner]

Hi Skivvy

[Frank4d]

Originally Posted by Skivvywaver

You know the part of the conspiracy that really gets me? That whole Apollo 13 sideshow. You know, the time we pretended we were going to go to the moon and then pretended there was an accident and we couldn't go. Even pretended the astronauts might die for good measure.

Brilliant I say. Totally freakin brilliant.

That was to show Russia we had a problem, and because of our technologically superior brilliance, we we able to save the astronauts from certain doom on a movie set somewhere around Los Angeles.

I bet Apollo 13 didn't have the computing capability of a Commodore-64 or VIC-20.

[pyritechips]

Originally Posted by Stoner

I've probably offended most of the Moon conspiracy theorists here, might as well go for the gold ...............I never liked Star Trek Next Generation ( )

Sure, it made a lot of money, had good ratings....but what a boat load of dorks ( )
In 7 seasons....the concept of science fiction was irreparably damaged with the trash talking pseudo techno lingo they used to fill up the the vast empty spaces devoid of plot ( yeah, yeah......Jack can go burn in hell....I hear ya )


Picard was a wuss.......



Let's hear it from the trekkies ........

You aced that post, Jack. I had no use for the vacuous spin-offs. All those characters were humans in cheap halloween masks.

[buffoon]

Originally Posted by Stoner

I've probably offended most of the Moon conspiracy theorists here, might as well go for the gold ...............I never liked Star Trek Next Generation ( )

Sure, it made a lot of money, had good ratings....but what a boat load of dorks ( )
In 7 seasons....the concept of science fiction was irreparably damaged with the trash talking pseudo techno lingo they used to fill up the the vast empty spaces devoid of plot ( yeah, yeah......Jack can go burn in hell....I hear ya )


Picard was a wuss.......



Let's hear it from the trekkies ........

Picard was a wuss

The most intelligence he gained was as a half machine by..........what where those cubic space ship buggers called? Orks? Hobbits?

I liked the Ferengi though. Money grabbing, greedy sods, they were a real analogy to Wall St. bankers. 'cept that the latter probably have their erogenous zones in their portfolios and not the earlobes. If they have any at all (zones, not earlobes).

Interestingly "Ferengi" (foreigner) is an Indian and Pashtun term applied to us. These Afghans! Haven't got the wherewithal to accept our democracy concepts but watched our stupid star trek series for years. No wonder they're not buying.

[Drabdr]

Originally Posted by Stoner

I've probably offended most of the Moon conspiracy theorists here, might as well go for the gold ...............I never liked Star Trek Next Generation ( )

Sure, it made a lot of money, had good ratings....but what a boat load of dorks ( )
In 7 seasons....the concept of science fiction was irreparably damaged with the trash talking pseudo techno lingo they used to fill up the the vast empty spaces devoid of plot ( yeah, yeah......Jack can go burn in hell....I hear ya )

Picard was a wuss.......

Let's hear it from the trekkies ........

Originally Posted by pyritechips

You aced that post, Jack. I had no use for the vacuous spin-offs. All those characters were humans in cheap halloween masks.

Originally Posted by buffoon

The most intelligence he gained was as a half machine by..........what where those cubic space ship buggers called? Orks? Hobbits?

I liked the Ferengi though. Money grabbing, greedy sods, they were a real analogy to Wall St. bankers. 'cept that the latter probably have their erogenous zones in their portfolios and not the earlobes. If they have any at all (zones, not earlobes).

Interestingly "Ferengi" (foreigner) is an Indian and Pashtun term applied to us. These Afghans! Haven't got the wherewithal to accept our democracy concepts but watched our stupid star trek series for years. No wonder they're not buying.

All of your thinking where you don't think like me has warped your near-capacity minds.

• Warp-shoot first; ask questions later.
• Data-Android; popular with the gals.
• Picard-could beat you to a pulp; with his fists or his speeches.
• Troi-please.... totally hot in those suits.
• Riker-a true yes man. Everyone wants one.

In a true "how can we ruin a show" fashion, what were they thinking bringing the Wesley Crusher thing on? A stupid kid who knows everything; every parents dream.

[Drabdr]

Originally Posted by buffoon

Well didn't she man the cocktail bar on Enterprise for years? There's space experience there surely?

Yea... but she and Picard had a "close" relationship.

She did have that cool cannon-laser thing she had behind the bar.

[Stoner]

Originally Posted by Drabdr

All of your thinking where you don't think like me has warped your near-capacity minds.

• Warp-shoot first; ask questions later.
• Data-Android; popular with the gals.
• Picard-could beat you to a pulp; with his fists or his speeches.
• Troi-please.... totally hot in those suits.
• Riker-a true yes man. Everyone wants one.

In a true "how can we ruin a show" fashion, what were they thinking bringing the Wesley Crusher thing on? A stupid kid who knows everything; every parents dream.

And my first exhibit as proof is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Warp-shoot first; ask questions later.

Warp?.......you're no trekkie The 'p' isn't anywhere near the 'f' on a keyboard
And there's no 'a' either LOL!

Data-Android; popular with the gals.

No one is arguing that Data wasn't a dildo...........

Picard-could beat you to a pulp; with his fists or his speeches.

Dude....he was just a short, tired bald guy that should have stayed in his father's vineyard stomping the hell out of grapes

Troi-please.... totally hot in those suits.

Her personal trainer did wonders for her figure ........

Riker-a true yes man. Everyone wants one.

Hiding behind a beard was a wise move

In a true "how can we ruin a show" fashion, what were they thinking bringing the Wesley Crusher thing on? A stupid kid who knows everything; every parents dream.

His career really went into the dumper after being cut .....should have put a shock collar on him and kept him as a mute pet ............

[Drabdr]

Originally Posted by Stoner

Warp?.......you're no trekkie The 'p' isn't anywhere near the 'f' on a keyboard
And there's no 'a' either LOL!

Yea.... I totally blew that one. Actually, there is a woman I know with the nickname Warp. Too early in the morning; and no coffee.

Originally Posted by Stoner

Dude....he was just a short, tired bald guy that should have stayed in his father's vineyard stomping the hell out of grapes

Yea.... he did spend a lot of time talking about those vineyards. But he never drank wine?

Originally Posted by Stoner

Her personal trainer did wonders for her figure ........

Soo... is that a complaint? At least her acting ability got a bit better after the first episode (so did her hairstyle).
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I did like the TV show. The movies were terrible.

[franca]

The photographic PROOF that man landed on the moon

[Frank4d]

Somebody at NASA is really good with Photoshop.