I AM The Geek Squad...
Just thought you all might enjoy the opportunity to lash out at an Agent first hand. Yes I know I'm sticking my neck out here, and that likely several of you will take a slash at it. But what I'm TOTALLY sick of is seeing this garbage of "OMFG teh Geek Squad is a bunch of n00bs!"
I will be the FIRST to admit that, yes, there are a LOT of dunder heads out there that like to pass themselves off as "Techs" when really they are just overglorified anti-social red-eyed parasites that just like to stay up late looking up pr0n and because they got that spiffy warning from their Anti-Virus that some random trojan was blocked when loading one of their 1337 websites, suddenly they're a Tech. Problem is, You won't find those people HERE, on The Geek Squad.
Am I saying we're perfect? Absolutely not. Can we improve? Absolutely. Are our fees expensive? Well considering that as an independent my average 'bill' was between $150-$400 (the higher end being if I was building a system from the ground up). And that's only counting the people I bothered to charge. No Tina don't worry about it, I'm not going to charge you for taking a floppy out of your drive so that it would boot, even if it is 3am. Just take me to lunch sometime." Yea, like that.
Also, I would just like to say, on a sort of side note, that just having some spiffy slip of paper from some college that says something about the IT field, does NOT mean you know WTF you're doing. We recently had a job applicant who didn't know what RAM was, didn't know what POST was, didn't know what OS stood for, the poor sap didn't even know what the frikken difference between worms, viruses, and spyware/adware was! Now keep in mind this guy was FRESH from college (just graduated), A+ Certified, with a degree in Computer Sciences. WTF?!
And I see some of you bashing the Geek Squad for incompetence, and/or poor technical knowledge(if any). Then I see in your elite signatures "(Insert appropriate HD size here) Maxtor".... MAXTOR?!?!?!?! And you want to call US N00BS?! Compare Maxtor and Western Digital's failure rates to, oh I don't know, say Seagate, then tell me which one is better. Then I'll ask you why you didn't spend the extra $10 for a Seagate drive that will LAST. I understand budget restraints (believe me, you should see what passes for my paycheck), but really, it isn't THAT hard to save just a LITTLE bit, and get some GOOD, as opposed to something that's just plain junk.
Now then, I'm sure some of you are thinking "WTF is this crazy chick talking about?! What makes her think she knows what she's talking about?!" (Yea, She. Female Geeks are NOT a myth!). Well, I love it when some random joe tries to tell me I don't know WTF I'm talking about, and I get to list off just a few of my qualifications. So here is a sampling....
Certs? None! HA! (And seriously, who even considers A+ worth getting anymore? That test is as outmoded as Win 1.0) Which on a side note I still have a copy of Windows 1.0 Ahhhhhh, gotta love sentimental mushy junk ^_^
7+ Years WORKING Technical Experience
Highly skilled Windows troubleshooting (You name it, I've used it)
Network Administrator for 3+ years.
Unix/Solaris System Administration/Network Administration.
Cisco Router/Switch setup/configuration
I've run more Cat5 cable than you can shake a fist at.
Hardware setup/configuration/troubleshooting? Please, Would you like me to do it awake or asleep? If you let me sleep while doing it, I might forget to charge you, or just let you get away with lighting a nice Jasmine incense when i'm done.
I've beta tested EVERY MS OS since Win 2k (as an aside, I tested ME for all of like, 3 weeks, and tossed it. Talk about junk oi!)
That's a BRIEF listing... Now, you may be thinking "BS! If all that were true, You wouldn't be working on the Geek Squad!" Well, take the following into account. I live in the armpit of hell (also known as the southern USA) where anything computers is almost like running into a Baptist church and screaming "All hail satan!" I did contracting work for a while, was great money. When it was there. Guess what major corporations let their networks get messed with during the Christmas Shopping season? Answer? NONE! So yea, you have to have SOMETHING to pay the bills.
Of course it helps that I believe in Best Buy as a company. I've watched this company bend over BACKWARDS to make sure that their customers leave happy. Are we going to please everyone? Psssh! Impossible. Are we going to try? You bet!
Now this being said, I know there are rotten apples everywhere. But what you also have to understand, is that I deal with a LOT, and I mean, a LOT of "Well I had my cousin's friend's son come over and do some work and I don't think it's working quite right."
I look at the computer and the registry is BEYOND corrupt (it's amazing windows even boots) there are trojans ALL over it, not to mention various pieces of spyware (Love those "Free" utilities that are "THE BEST"), and, my personal favorites, The Keyloggers (intentional? Probably not in most cases, but who knows?), and porn popups "I Swear I don't know where that stuff is coming from!" Suuuuuuuuure....
Now then, if someone comes up to me with a Celeron 450, 64MB RAM, Running Win98SE, and it's totally hosed, and they want it fixed (not to mention some HW issues cause the buggers never bother to CLEAN their computer. Caked on dust won't hurt electronics, neither will cat hair/dog hair/rotting bug corpses right?) I tell them straight up, as does EVERY Agent in our precinct "You don't want us to fix that computer. It will cost WAAAAAY more than it's worth. Best thing to do would be either A. Find somewhere that will fix it for pretty cheap (A lot of the smaller computer shops are generally good about that for older systems), or B. Buy a new one.
Am I out to rip people off? Hells no! Are repair bills sometimes ridiculously high? Probably. But when someone has 20GB worth of information that MUST be saved off that HD that their cousin's friend's son formatted cause he couldn't get rid of some generic frikken virus that has like 80 bajillion removal tools out, and/or a VERY clean cut removal process, the little buggar was just too lazy to bother researching it, and you also find out the RAM is bad, and btw since a virus is what CAUSED all of this in the FIRST place, maybe you should think about NOT using that 'Free' Program that's 'Great' after all and get something that's actually REAL protection. Do I push stuff on people? Not at all. I invite them to check the consumer reports/reviews on the software that I recommend. I welcome it. Why? Because I know that when it comes right down to it, What I recommend may not be THE BEST, but for THAT USER, it IS the Best. After all, Linux may give you a LOT more control over various security policies, and you might be able to tweak it more to your liking that Windows, and all those other things that the ub3r g33ks go on and on and on and on about, but would I recommend it for Mr. Average User here? HELLS NO! Same thing applies to everything I do.
And as another aside, we don't get paid commission, and when it comes right down to it, a lot of times, I don't care if a client takes my advice or not. The bottom line is that When I'm done with them, they're smiling, they appreciate my technical knowledge, and they know that I'm not just out to BS them to get them to buy every little thing on our shelves. THAT is what the Geek Squad is all about. Sure we are here to make money, but you CAN'T stay in business if you don't treat your customers RIGHT. Period.
/rant off
Now so that you can all poke fun at MY machine...
Main system:
AMD 64 2800+
1GB PC3200 RAM
80GB + 200GB Seagate Barricuda 7200 RPM
ATI Radeon 9800 Pro AGP 8x *gag*
MSI (hey, I know I know, but I LOVE MSI, had GREAT luck with them, and for a budget board they deliver GREAT performance, just keep their OEM junk away from me) K8T Neo
Soundblaster Live! 5.1 (hey, was 'uber' when I bought it shortly after it first came out, but Jesus those driver issues are funky sometimes)
Windows XP Pro
17" Samsung SyncMaster 730B LCD (New toy ^_^)
Server:
AMD Athlon XP 1800+
Biostar M7VIP
1GB PC2700 RAM
ATI Radeon 8500 LE
80GB x2 Seagate Barricuda 7200 RPM
Dynex 5.1 Sound (*GAG!!!!* but hey! it was DIRT cheap, and not really a vital component anyway)
Windows Server 2k3 Enterprise Edition
And no, I'm not boasting, I know that a lot of my HW isn't great, but it's all reliable, well, most of it anyway...