Haha, I'm totally with you on the business contact voice mail!
I personally hate voicemail. I started using Google Voice (
http://google.com/voice) because of it's ability to transcribe the voicemail into text so I could just read it instead of screwing around with the whole voicemail menu on my cell and having to re-listen for phone numbers because of people saying them to fast and not repeating them and such. The transcription isn't perfect (but it's a free service-so who cares!) because not everyone talks so that a computer can understand them (or that I can even understand them sometimes) but man does it make life easier when it comes to dealing with that necessary evil.