[flytape8490]

Hello! I just heard of this hillarious forum game called corrupt-a-wish. You state a wish, then the next person to post says "granted" and then has to say a worst case scenerio that could come out of that wish. Then they state their own wish. EXAMPLE from an aim:

flytape8490: I wish for eternal unending estatic happiness that lasts even through death. (beat That)
Matrix 0452: granted but ur only happy cuz u wack urself alone in ur bed for hours on end, untill u die of starvation
Matrix 0452: i wish for death
Matrix 0452: lol
flytape8490: granted, but you die of a heart atack and are thus rejuvinated by a defibulator but have to live your life in a hospital sharing a room with a gay guy. i wish i was sexy
Matrix 0452: granted, ur so sexy, u become a gay porn start and spend ur life being gang banged by fat 50 year old pervs
Matrix 0452: i wish for a new web browser
flytape8490: granted, its aol 56k. Its so slow that you get mad at your computer. You Break it, and use the broken one to break your other one hooked up to the same phone line. You cant afford to buy a new one (or 2) in any way because of your job at the resturaunt. You quit your job i hopes of finding a new one but don't (ever) you go bankrupt and die of another heart attack.

This is the forum i found the game in, there is at least 1000 posts here!
so, my wish is....
I wish for world peace (This should be good)
PLEASE DONT PUT ANY RULE BREAKING POSTS! I WOULD LIKE THIS TO STAY OPEN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!

[Bush Lady]

granted, but you are going to have to find a way to keep the Iraq's and Iran quiet. Because these are the ones that will disrupt what you want.

I wish for hot weather, I hate the cold.

[onemundaneso]

EDIT: b1, I'm not sure you understood the game. Nonetheless, I'll start from your wish.

Granted, as the fragile ozone layer over Ontario fails, bombarding the entire population of the city with 150+ degree temperatures. 99% of the city's population dies within the first 8 hours, and as cooling systems begin to overheat shortly thereafter, none are left alive.

I wish for eternal life.

[flytape8490]

thats hard.

[flytape8490]

Ok. 3'000'000'000 years from now, the sun will either...
*Implode, creating a black hole wich the earth gets sucked into, creating
great discomfort for you.
*Or by then the earth will be puled close enough to the sun (by the suns
gravity, CAN HAPPPEN!) that everyone and everything on earth will be
incinerated, except you.
* The sun will explode creating a cosmic cloud engulfing the earth,
while incinerating it and everything on it.

Pluss you didn't wish for eternal youth, so your screwed on the dating scene.

I wish for a cow that could fly and breathe under water, and had the strange desire for living cats. ( poor kittys )

[onemundaneso]

Originally Posted by flytape8490

thats hard.

Oh, come on now. If that's hard we're in trouble.

[onemundaneso]

Originally Posted by flytape8490

I wish for a cow that could fly and breathe under water, and had the strange desire for living cats. ( poor kittys )

Granted, but the old lady down the street turns out to be a witch, and after your cow has his way with several of her kittens, she paralyzes the cow with a spell and tortures it to death over the course of several days. Ever since the cow disappeared you've got this strange rash you can't seem to get rid of.

I wish for every left shoe worn by Stephen Tyler at any Aerosmith concert between the years of 1987 and 1990.

[Dreambringer]

Granted.

When you wake up in the morning you find that your matress has turned into the insoles of every left shoe that was worn by Stephen Tyler. Only to be awoken by the smell of dirty, moldy, moist dirty feet.

I wish for a new roll of Duck Tape

[g-whiz]

Granted. But with the duct tape, you'll probably get trapped in it for days on end and have many things stuck to you while people laugh at you.

I wish to live in the forest for the rest of my life.

[flytape8490]

Granted. But t is soon torn down by lumberjacks, and all of the now homeless animals turn on you for food...
I wish i could name the tune described in another of my posts.(info here, + seriousley, can you help me?)


More corruptions here!

[g-whiz]

Granted. But as soon as you know what the song is you get so happy you wet your pants from all of the excitment.

(On a more serious note. Sorry, I don't know the song)

I wish that I was ruler of the entire planet.

[onemundaneso]

Originally Posted by g-whiz

Granted. But as soon as you know what the song is you get so happy you wet your pants from all of the excitment.

(On a more serious note. Sorry, I don't know the song)

I wish that I was ruler of the entire planet.

Granted. During the ceremony to swear you in, a small Third World country launches a nuclear missile at the US. This, in turn, begins a series of ICBM launches all around the world, shortly thereafter leading to a nuclear holocaust in which all life on Earth is extinguished.

I wish for Scarlet Johannson.

[g-whiz]

Granted. But after spending five minutes with your father she dumps you and decides to marry your father and send you to a boarding school while she becomes the worlds best mother-in-law.

I wish that I would be married happily forever to Pamela Anderson.

[ashes@work]

LOL granted... and in 3 years when her fake skin and ummm fake upper mid section starts oozing ucky stuff all over you and you skin starts to melt, you might think differently...


I wish to move out cornfields to somewhere warm with blue water and white sandy beaches.

[flytape8490]

granted. but just as soon as all of the corn is harvested, a HUGE rainstorm occurs. This, in turn, errodes away all of the soil, and all the heat that gets trapped under the dirt durring the day is suddenly released creating a water convection current. It is only a 2d up>down one. The current starts to go so fast it creates a sideways whirlpool sucking your cottage closer to the manifest of water, but suddenly, an earthquake occurs and a tsunami (much like the one in asia) sweeps away your cottage. "Whoosh!" just doesn't come close to describing it.