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03-Jun-2006, 04:35 AM #1
Talking Keyboard Comedian!
This should be fun! One person names a subject and the next has to make up a short comedy routine about it and then name the next new subject! Here's the first subject:

PMS
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03-Jun-2006, 12:08 PM #2
Just dangerous enough I've been thinking of rearranging the numbers on the phones.
Then, the next time I'm in trouble I can just dial "PMS" and the ambulance can come get me.





Dancing.





Yeah, I realize I'm not a comedian...
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That's cute Loser!

My date said he was taking me out dancing...I just didn't realize his idea of dancing was a tango for two around a bed in a motel room!




I'm not a great comedian either!


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04-Jun-2006, 05:59 PM #4
My last husband taught me one important lesson: Love doesn't die; it gets killed!

Oh well

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Did you hear about the drunk who propped up his bottles with his feet to drink....he finally took those twelve steps to AA....for a pedicure!

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07-Jun-2006, 05:45 PM #6
Three monks of the Trappist order, which has a rule of silence,
asked the abbot's permission to speak with one another. The
abbot granted the oldest monk privilege to speak one sentence
that year on a coming feast day. He granted the youngest the
right to speak one sentence on that feast day one year later.
The third brother was to wait still another year for his feast
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Following breakfast the first year the oldest monk said, "I
hate oatmeal."

A year went by and after breakfast the youngest brother said,
"I like oatmeal."

Another year passed and the third monk said, "I'm getting
awfully tired of this constant bickering over oatmeal!"

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07-Jun-2006, 11:29 PM #7
The funny footed person went to the shoe store and said I need a pair of left footed shoes. The shoe clerk said well we don't have a pair of shoes for two left feet. The funny footed person said well then I guess I'll have to buy two pair of shoes then. The shoe clerk said, you're right. The funny footed person said no actually I'm left, that's why I need a pair of left footed shoes.


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07-Jun-2006, 11:52 PM #8
Q: Why did the apple cross the road?

A: To get to his Granny Smith.

Bananas
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09-Jun-2006, 12:17 AM #9
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't type Banana?!

Oh elementary school humor!

Sorry guys... Brat should enjoy it though


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LOL...I did
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