[j_0hnny]

OK its like this i wish for something and you try to corrupt it...must say "Wish granted" before your corruption (make it fail or backfires) and then you wish for something (well you get the point)

i wish for an apple.

[j_0hnny]

Wish granted but the apple was poisoned.

i wish people would play this...

[j_0hnny]

Wish granted but the only (People) playing this is me......

i wish for another apple..........

[flytape8490]

granted... you choke on it and everyone stops what their doing to point and laugh at the mron who choked ont the apple.
I wish you did't die from coking.

[michael_jii]

he didnt die. you had to spend the day watching him play this game by himself

i wish i had a huge orchid.

[flytape8490]

ehrm... it latches onto your neck and kills you... or something... wait no- i got it.
You turn out to be allergic to orchids. but rather than let this plant die or what not, you suffer from terrible hives and such trying to keep it alive. you finally die for some archid-allergy related reason, but ironically, it dies later the same day as if it were only staying alive to cause you pain. No one goes to your funeral, they all go to the orchids.

I wish that I had a nice ergonomic backpack that would easilly fit all my textbooks and thensome, with special spots for pencils... and had one of thoes water blaters so that I can drink from it while walking to/from school.

[lexmarks567]

wish granted but it was to heavy and you broke your back from the weight and have to spen 5 months in the hospital

I wish for a guitar

[Gabriel]

Originally Posted by lexmarks567

wish granted but it was to heavy and you broke your back from the weight and have to spen 5 months in the hospital

I wish for a guitar

Well, Okay Lexmark....your wish is granted....you now have a guitar....However ....the guitar was haunted. It was so haunted it played itself day and night and night and day, and it was your wish, so it wouldn't go away. You repeatedly smash the pesky ghostly guitar to smithereeens, and now each piece plays itself and you can't escape the continuous melodies, and they start to play faster and faster......competing with each other , louder and louder...and you try to hide from them, and they find you. and you try to burn them, and the smoke follows you now, the molecules of haunted guitars all playing simultaneously, deafening, and all this because you wished for a guitar........

I wish chickens were self cooking

[lexmarks567]

wish granted but instead they forget to turn the oven on and ruin you family dinner each and every holiday to the point your family stops coming over blaming you as the cook and no one beleves they cook themseves.

I wish I have 1,000,000,000 dollars

[Gabriel]

HHMMMPPPHHH.....you don't say.

OKay....LEX....your wish is granted....you now have 1,000,000,000....HHHOOOOWWWEEEEVVVEEERRRRR......

Your recent gambling debts are in deeep arraers...with interest and all, you now owe 2,000,000,000....and they are steamin' mad...........Now don't you wish you woulda wished for at least 2 mil

I wish I could sleep on real clouds

[lexmarks567]

wish granted but your alergic to the clouds so you always sneezing and watery eyes cause the clouds to burst and flood the city and you have to pay for the cleanup.

I wish for a cookie

[Gabriel]

Well Ok LEX....here is your Cookie.....HHHOOOWWWEEEVVVVEERRRRRR....you gladly happily lap up the cookie..But when you go to take another it disappears....no matter how fast you try to get the cookie into your mouth, it either disappears or goes right through you and falls on the ground..People are looking at you, and yelling at you like you are a nutcase...and then you go to jail for littering.....now don't you wish you woulda wished for more than one

[lexmarks567]

what is your wish

[Gabriel]

I wish i was 5 years old

[lexmarks567]

wish granted how ever it backfires and you 5 years old for only 2 seconds.

I wish for a pickup truck